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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

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Hey, message from I-am-a-fish and I

As you know, Tumblr is removing all NSFW content tomorrow, and as much as we’ve had our fun joking about it, I think it’s a pretty serious issue that falls back to extreme corporate greed and a complete lack of understanding what the consumers want out of this site. 

So @i-am-a-fish have been talking about this log-out event, I think it’s important to express to the people that operate this site that what they’re doing is self-destructive and totally stupid. Some people have already left the site, and I can understand that fear, but there’s still a slim chance they’ll listen to what we have to say if we’re persistent and consistent. 

Tomorrow, please join us for the log-out event, keep from posting, browsing and liking things on this site, leave it barren, to show what things might come to if Tumblr HQ doesn’t begin to listen to their community. Dont fret, regardless I’ll be back on the 18th.

i-am-a-fish and I have a twitter too, so if we can’t post the things we want to on here, we will on twitter.

Pukicho!               

Fish!

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I thought the first picture was a gun

this is a blue-fronted amazon with an unusual color mutation, sometimes called ‘red’ or ‘chocolate raspberry’. these parrots are rare and expensive, despite their breeding coming under some criticism. these parrots have never been seen in the wild with this mutation, and even in captivity they are rarely available to the public.

source: (x)

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Pidge: Wow. I need a drink.

Pidge:*pours apple juice into a shot glass*

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Pidge: Wow. I need a drink.

Pidge:*pours apple juice into a shot glass*

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Too crunchy for weaklings

YOU CAN’T EAT EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…….. YOU JUST CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Then buy that dress fish!

i wanna own a dress

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THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

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My friend

A refrigerator

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She’s a fan girl

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First fan art of pidge

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YOUT

Reblog if you think there’s more than 3 sexualities

(Heterosexual, homosexual and bisexual)

Trying to prove my mom wrong. She thinks there’s only those three..

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Maid werewolf vampire

Werewolf, shadow, tentacles… I don’t know what hentai this is but I’m interested

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Aaah that’s adorable

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

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A del taco sign

My birthday is coming soon and I need weird gift ideas! Does anyone have and ideas of what I can ask my aunt to get me?

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Omg

The new season of attack on titan is killing it.