rorbison
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rorbison · 7 hours ago
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Day 4. Insomnia continues. This time because we didn't play with her enough before bed. She is being good. But she also thinks of the blockade as a puzzle and seems to be using it to expend excess energy. May be time to go the make shift bed skirt route and take away the challenge while still removing the biggest boon of the space (able to peek and see what is going on) may need to delay that until I can get her a puzzle toy. She has too much brain energy to burn and I hadn't prepared for that. I was planning on either and adult cat or a kitten that still is enriched by figuring out how to be alive, both would give me a small buffer in buying highly engaging toys. But this is a teenager. This is a teenager and if I don't put her in sports she's gonna do drugs.
Chani and I have fought the second war of underbed attraction. This time I did turn to dirty tricks. I trapped her under the bed (she had squirmed through a barricade so she needs to learn not to do that, also) until she regretted it just enough to be pathetic. Then I made sure she saw me put back what I had moved to free her so she knows It Does Go There And this wasn't a Mistake. And then she got wet food and treats and affection and positive reinforcement for going into the blanket fort that doesn't have a low hanging cat concussion beam.
Hopefully now she knows if she has to squeeze she might not be able to get back out and that isn't very fun.
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rorbison · 10 hours ago
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I need to throw my phone into a river to prevent the worsening of the OCD because every day Father Hates Fun finds a new landmark example to point to and go "you're being like that" but regrettably my phone is how I call my doctors and my health insurance. Now I get to spend the rest of my life striving to avoid feeling like I am the same as someone who's fetish is quite blatantly treating trans women as bathroom predators.
Rip last single minded horny blog I was following but it was simply too fucking weird to see something reblogged from someone calling themselves a fake lesbian for (checks tab) actually no I'm not going to unpack that one it was just weird and I didn't like it and smarter women than me can maybe unpack why it's fucking weird to be going I'm a fake lesbian this fake lesbian that while posting about girls cocks in the trans supremacy tag.
But I don't need to explain why it was weird I just need to say it was weird in a way that made me want to hide my beautiful wife in the basement while I sit outside the door shooting at stray bottoms like squirrels trying to get at my tomaters.
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rorbison · 10 hours ago
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Literally no weird reactionary telling me I'm a degenerate freak pervert that wants to touch their kids could ever hope nor dream to make me feel as bad for my deviant sexuality as some of the other deviants who are foaming at the mouth for a chance to dehumanize every one who may ever wish to touch them.
Rip last single minded horny blog I was following but it was simply too fucking weird to see something reblogged from someone calling themselves a fake lesbian for (checks tab) actually no I'm not going to unpack that one it was just weird and I didn't like it and smarter women than me can maybe unpack why it's fucking weird to be going I'm a fake lesbian this fake lesbian that while posting about girls cocks in the trans supremacy tag.
But I don't need to explain why it was weird I just need to say it was weird in a way that made me want to hide my beautiful wife in the basement while I sit outside the door shooting at stray bottoms like squirrels trying to get at my tomaters.
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rorbison · 10 hours ago
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Rip last single minded horny blog I was following but it was simply too fucking weird to see something reblogged from someone calling themselves a fake lesbian for (checks tab) actually no I'm not going to unpack that one it was just weird and I didn't like it and smarter women than me can maybe unpack why it's fucking weird to be going I'm a fake lesbian this fake lesbian that while posting about girls cocks in the trans supremacy tag.
But I don't need to explain why it was weird I just need to say it was weird in a way that made me want to hide my beautiful wife in the basement while I sit outside the door shooting at stray bottoms like squirrels trying to get at my tomaters.
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rorbison · 10 hours ago
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No actually they really should have a kitten specific recipe cause the weird jelly gravy cap on the mousse can get them to realize it's lickable meat if perhaps they are particularly stupid. I know Chani is. She is very smart wrt the logic of the world but she is very silly about how food works or how to use her legs.
Sometimes buying the on sale fancy cat food is worth it because you get to see a cat go crazy for a texture they weren't expecting
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rorbison · 11 hours ago
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Fancy feast gems mousse entrees are Chani approved 👍 and they should make a kitten specific recipe of them because the texture is really really soft and fine and would be amazing for weaning babies.
Sometimes buying the on sale fancy cat food is worth it because you get to see a cat go crazy for a texture they weren't expecting
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rorbison · 11 hours ago
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Sometimes buying the on sale fancy cat food is worth it because you get to see a cat go crazy for a texture they weren't expecting
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rorbison · 11 hours ago
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rorbison · 13 hours ago
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I know I should be better abt not snapping on the internet but also I. I can't. I can't tolerate I agree but actually I disagree with you I just read what you said in a way that made me feel good.
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rorbison · 15 hours ago
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DID YOU READ THE POST WHY DID YOU REBLOG THIS TAGGED WITH AGREED ORIGINALLY IF YOU THINK DECENCY IS IMPORTANT?? WHERE DID I CONDEMN INDECENCY? WHERE DID I DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN BE PISSED ABOUT PEARL CLUTCHERS LIKE YOU?!
DO I LIVE IN UPSIDE DOWN WORLD WHERE MY POINT WAS UNCLEAR?
DO NOT WAVE THE SPECTER OF RAPE IN MY FUCKING FACE YOU INSENSITIVE RUBE. CLOTHING DIDN'T PROTECT ME AND IT DOESN'T PROTECT YOU.
Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.
Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/
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rorbison · 16 hours ago
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You are the fucking square goddamn poser fucking Jesus Christ "public decency", fuck off. I want nudist parks and I want nude shopping malls and I want clothing optional Denny's.
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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.
Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/
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rorbison · 17 hours ago
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Lily of The Valley Clover Print by CosmosKittyArt
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rorbison · 17 hours ago
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rorbison · 18 hours ago
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discord servers replacing forums and similar niche communities primarily sucks for being a black hole of information but a close second is that it discourages lurking. maybe i want to anonymously observe a community to see what people are like and if i would fit in before i start interacting! maybe i don't want to immediately jump in to a spammed chorus of animated greeting stickers on an account tied to several other elements of my online identity! let me lurk!!!
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rorbison · 18 hours ago
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one of the most depressing things to explain to people just starting transition is that there's a 60/40 chance their doctors are either genuinely ignorant about their care needs or else they genuinely want their trans patients to go on a menopause crash-out dose so they go insane from imbalanced hormone levels, think "transitioning is actually making me worse and unhappier," and quit. and both of these doctors will prescribe you 150mg spiro and 1mg oral estradiol and say things like "most transgender women actually prefer to not use progesterone supplements"
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rorbison · 19 hours ago
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Now that zionist occupation announced they are going to occupy all of Gaza, their genocidal intent is clear. This was always about ethnic cleansing. That's why they systematically destroyed Gaza and murdered so many civilians. If you still support Israel, you are openly in favor of genocide.
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rorbison · 1 day ago
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Badtz Maru has been given a swing after his long exile in storage
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