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cooking baking

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I'm sorry I'm not over this yet

Imagine being a marine biologist and a marine biology comes to visit you but you're not home 😭😭

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New software update for foreskin users just launched

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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

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When to wear headphones: when listening to music or podcasts or videos or whatever in public. Its literally so fucking rude to force other people to listen to whatever you're watching/listening to, oh my god.

When NOT to wear headphones: when you're driving a car. This seems silly but no, for real. You NEED to be able to hear things going on outside your vehicle. If youre playing music through your car speakers, even if its loud, you will HEAR IT when someone crashes into someone else, or when your car suddenly starts making a strange or alarming sound, or when an ambulance or firetruck siren is coming closer and closer to you. If youre wearing headphones, you won't hear any of that. They'll block all external sound, and that is, genuinely, a hazard on multiple levels.

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Moon knight silly moments

You: *bird noises*

Marc: what are you doing?

You: calling Khonshu.

Marc: He speaks English...

You: ...

Marc: ...

You: *more bird noises*

Khonshu: Caw Caw!

Marc: What the...?

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i’m surviving solely on day dreams and fantasies at this point

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Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

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There’s a little rat inside your head.

This rat doesn’t know anything, but it knows that sometimes snacks fall into its cage, and sometimes the floor shocks its feet.  It likes the snacks, and it hates the shocks.  It will tell you to do things that produce snacks, and it will tell you not to do things that produce shocks.

This little rat is not the only power inside your head, and it might not be the strongest, but it’s there and it has influence.

So pay attention to how you’re treating the little rat.

If every time you learn something new, you say to yourself “ugh, I’m so ignorant for not already knowing this,” you’re shocking the rat.  You’re teaching it to be afraid of learning new things, to associate it with embarrassment and self-criticism.

Remember to feed the rat instead.  Tell it “now I know, and that is good,” and let it eat its snack in peace.

If every time you take care of yourself and your home, you say to yourself “ugh, I never do this enough, and I’ll never get it right,” you’re shocking the rat.  You’re teaching the rat that it was safer when you didn’t try to take care of things.

Feed the rat instead.  Praise what you have done, forgive what you haven’t, so the rat can feel safe.

When the rat takes a step in the right direction, even if the step is too small or slow or not in quite the right direction, feed it.  Don’t shock it for being imperfect; it’ll only learn not to take any steps at all.  Feed it, and let it get bolder, and take bigger steps, and give it bigger rewards for those bigger steps.

Be kind to your little rat.

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which will you press���

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if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

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Don’t be sad if you were alone on Valentine’s Day, even death didn’t have a date </3 WEBTOON

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game time (via: @brittanynlau)

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