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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

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Which OC has survived extreme physical trauma?

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Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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Magician Shokyokusai Tenkatsu and her Flower Heaven Troupe wearing a strap-on hooked into a 300,000 volt Tesla Coil to shower bolts of artificial lightning on the girls below holding conductor rods, part of the Japanese artistic movement called Eroguronansensu (literally “erotic-grotesque-nonsense”)

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No thoughts just frantically sketching Ashton in a corset

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Official ominous sign

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stuffed animal contest

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[ID: A digital illustration of Vax'ildan and Keyleth from Critical Role. Keyleth is carrying Vax and they have their foreheads and noses touching, smiling at each other. Vax has his arms wrapped around Keyleth's shoulders. They are both wearing their outfits from C3. End description.]

Learning to be a little silly together again <3

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because you had a bat day

you hang upside down

you echolocate just fly all around

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Sunset

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one Verin Thelyss in his bug armor <3

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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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this too shall bass

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One thing I think the Eddie/Volt/reader fics are missing out on is that, in the Eddie/reader/Volt sandwich, the reader doesn't have to be the one in the middle.

Let Eddie get cornered by Volt and the human about him overworking himself and get pampered by his two paramours.

Let Volt get ganged up on by Eddie and the human as they attempt to fluster him out of composure because he's so goddamn smooth.

Like, yah, the cool and composed two men getting off on you at the same time is hot, but they deserve a chance to be in the middle of a sandwich too!

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Hi 💖 I’m ✨Betty✨ and I’m your 😴Bed 🥰