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Instead of asking webmd why my eye hurts, I’m going to ask all of you. Help?
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why is hair a thing? why must we maintain it?
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What do you call an alligator that’s really good with directions?
A navigator Fucking terrifying
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i’m selling @shaunmendez & luke for one bag of hot cheetos, any takers?
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I have a headache. I’m going to name it after you. 😘
do you all see how this man treats me?
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@fortnute nah its like one tiny circular spot in the back, of my head and i’m conFUSED
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why is it that one part of my head hurts? i don’t want to look this up on webmd
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me: it was just a dream
me (internally): .. or prophecy ..
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i finally did it
i really need to fix my follows but you know what i’m not about to do riGHT NOW?
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i really need to fix my follows but you know what i’m not about to do riGHT NOW?
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Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them
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Someone told me there was a whole limited edition makeup series dedicated to spongebob and I just wanna know..... why?
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