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im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubba gump shrimp

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“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

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Trying

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Literally feel like this everytime I see someone online talk about characters I like

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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

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I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

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yeah sorry I crushed your boyfriend with the flat side of my knife to release his aromas. yeah he’s in the soup now

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my brain is full of these working in a little office like spunchbob

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List of numbers I hate

If you use these numbers fuck you

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Good season for fail women

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