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i need a peon

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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

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Do you ever notice how those generic blorbo posts about A Favourite Character always assume your favourite character is a man

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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while

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Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps

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tumblr user 1: i think we should listen to rap more

tumblr user 2: i am only two years oald and i like to listen to baba black sheep

tumblr user 3: i love rap songs they have on babaworld it is really awesome and i like to listen to them all of the time

tumblr user 4: can all of you shut up

tumblr user 5: i think i might be pregnant with bob dylan's baby and im feeling maternal rn

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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

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"Eat the Rich"

Seen in Seattle

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the woodchiper and other heavy machinery when i'm listening to "Where Do We Begin?"

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Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this

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get it twisted.

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sad little ponies in the only thing im able to draw right now

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every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back