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You immediately stop aging and become immune to disease and mortal injury. no secret "catch." it is permanent.

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all blonde men deserve to be put through an evil maze against an evil spectre of themselves who sows deep worries and thoughts about themselves

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shocked that i haven’t seen a post about this already but the way that “full body deodorant” is being pushed on us is so vile. that woman in the commercials being like “i’m a woman and i know how it feels to be ashamed of your body’s natural odors. that’s why i invented this shit to rub between your thighs so you, too, can feel ashamed of your body’s natural odors. unless you buy my product :)” die die die die kill yourself fuck you fuck you

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I’m not super fond of the way vampires turn pale no matter their skin tone so here’s a proposal:

Colder tones!!!

This was loosely based off livor mortis which is the bluish-purple discoloration of the skin of dead bodies. It’s a result of the gravitation of blood but fuck that vamps are purple now

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i don't know anything about this game but my boyfriend showed me ash and i felt like i had to draw him

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Rider in red

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and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

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They’re brothers in my head

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Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

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WRITE IT!!! WRITE THAT SELF INDULGENT SHIT!!!

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PSA: if you describe your sexy demons as "smelling sulphurous/like brimstone," that's not just vague mystical words.

Those are real smells.

They smell like farts.

Please know this. I'm begging you.

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also there's no one stopping you from loving a badly written woman. in fact sometimes a badly written woman will crawl inside your brain and live there forever.

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what? no, i'm not a vampire. watch i can literally go in the sun (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp)

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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

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shilo would never use it. nathan would always use it (good). graverobber would always use it (bad). no i will not accept criticism