Rosie A.K.A a 25 year old confused mess of a girl that swears way too much
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It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years
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tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.
“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”
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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
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There's really such as beauty that you're in a Wonder Land. 🌷✨
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how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows
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happy pride month superman is making ur dash gay
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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels
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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed
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Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
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