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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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Louis: so i got into the confessional booth and i said to the priest I LAID DOWN WITH A MAN!! I LAID DOWN WITH THE DEVIL!! AND HE HAS ROOTS IN ME, ALL HIS SPINDLY ROOTS IN ME! AND I CANT THINK NOTHING ANYMORE BUT HIS VOICE AND HIS WORDS! PLEASE! HELP ME! I AM WEAK! I WANNA DIE! but Lestat, he knew where I was and he found me, Mr. Molloy. He found me and punched clean through that priest’s-

Armand on that damn ipad:

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so weird to think that for millions of years animals were just ripping each others’ throats out and copulating without eye contact

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archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

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held on til may. now what

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I like the fact that the two most well-known uses for lithium are treating people who are bipolar, and making batteries, which are also bipolar but in a completely different way.

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my coworker put his two weeks in and then decided to weld his name into our work table. i should add that when confronted about it he claimed he didn’t even know how to weld despite having and being paid for having a welding license

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lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

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Honestly when I finished watching Hannibal I was absolutely sure no one can outdo the crazy shit that happens throughout the 3 seasons, but interview with the vampire is getting close with every episode, which just proves that gay sex would have not fixed hannigram it would have made them worse and we were ROBBED.

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check this out idiot *rips at the thread that binds my spirit to my body and i collapse into a pile of wet meat*

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your boyfriend got caught in my flypaper again please come and get him i don't want to touch him he's really gross and he keeps crying

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okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

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i hope that bi woman and her boyfriend ruin pride for 23000 people

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

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