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putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
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oh look a drink that matches the color of my soul
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I just want fancy laser hair removal so I don’t have to shave my legs everyday. This shit gets annoying.
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*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we think minions are all male. they’re just awful yellow potato hellspawn. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless and they’re terrible and i never want to see another one again
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shoutout to my dog for rolling on my face every morning to wake me up
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“what are you reading?”
“its a…online book.”
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Markiplier is the sweetest, most genuine person...I just want to hug him
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After watching Markiplier Reacts to 8 Million Fan Reaction Video:
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I am so proud of how much this man has accomplished and I am so grateful for how much he cares. There is no one else like him, he is truly a gift to us all…
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