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ok hear me out i love a post-shower fit like idk pick your fav to torture and he's just gotten out of the shower, has a towel wrapped around his waist (slut), the mirror is all foggy, there's so much STEAM

it's probably morning and he's about to get ready for the day which means like the usual teeth brushing, hair product, shaving, whatever but as soon as he steps out of the shower-- sneeze

ok no big deal? maybe it was the change in temperature. warm shower to cold bathroom. it happens, right? but then he's drying his hair and there's another, and another and it folds him in half

so now it's a THING. is he allergic to his new shampoo? did all the steam loosen up a bunch of congestion from a cold? who knows take your pick but whatever it is, it's becoming a Thing

(bonus points if s/o with the kink has caught on by now and is poking their head in like? uh? everything ok?) your fav continues on, determined. snuffling, sniffing, rubbing at his nose. he wipes a circle in the fogged up mirror to see himself as if looking at his face might give him a clue about what's setting him off, but all he sees is his expression crumpling up before he sneezes again

and it's just relentless. he thinks it'll taper off after a while but it just doesn't. trying to do his hair, wash his face, put on deodorant, every few seconds he's just waylaid by another sneeze. it's one of those slow but persistent fits that just will not leave him alone

also it's kind of defeated the purpose of a shower to begin with because now his face is a mess and he has to keep blowing his nose to keep ahead of it, he's leaking like a faucet, he's probably flushed from just the sheer amount of sneezes

eventually he gives up on the morning routine entirely and just sits on the edge of the tub with a handful of tissues and decides to just sneeze it out. shuddering, exhausted sneezes by that point, the ones that fold him up and even make one foot come up off the floor as he crunches in on himself

he's completely dry by now but still in just a towel, has not even made it to clothes yet. bathroom is completely de-fogged. how much time has passed? he has no idea. when he's finally done he feels like he just ran a marathon, and probably needs another shower

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"I'm gonna sneeze"

"Did I say you could?"

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"Do you smell that?"

"Hih'ITSHHOoo!"

"I'll take that as a yes."

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Scenario: Going on a glorious spring day walk with a certain someone who’s sneezing his head off. The flowers are blooming and he’s just so, so sensitive. It gets so bad he needs to go shower to wash off the pollen. You’ll need to shower, too, since you’re as covered in pollen as he is. He suggests you two can save water by showering together, winks and smirks at you… then sneezes so hard he trips and lands in the nearby flowerbeds.

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When someone thinks they’re doing a good job of hiding the fact that they really need to sneeze and their partner/companion says “Go ahead, I know you want to.” Hot af for three reasons:

1. They are noticing that the other person has to sneeze even though that person thinks they’re being sneaky. Whether through sounds, expressions, or body language, they’re giving themself away more than they realize.

2. They’re giving them permission to just let go which 🥵🥵🥵

3. “I know you want to,” want being the key word, as if sneezing isn’t an occasional necessity, but something someone does for the pure enjoyment of it. They know the person who has to sneeze would rather just sneeze but feels like they need to suppress it for whatever reason. So essentially they’re letting them know “If you are trying to hold back because of me, don’t. I know you just want to get it out and over with so you can feel better.”

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Some normal guy (might be lacking some much needed brain cells) just completely out of it because his sneeze is stuck and he has no idea why it won’t come out

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a discreetly stifled or silent sneeze, matched with a whispered or mouthed "bless you"

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sweet and eager boyfriend who just grins at you when you shyly ask to induce him, just happy to have you straddling his lap, assuring you that he wants to try this if you want to, telling you how cute you are when you blush, a little giggly when your first attempt ends up triggering only a few coughs. but then, oh, his eyes get glassy and his breath catches and — one strong, relieved sneeze between the two of you, no attempt to hold it back. and he shakes his head a little and looks up at you with a crooked smile and tells you how good that felt. can we try it again?

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Just a little wav of some (hands free? lol) stifles from the last time I played around with Chhinkni! Needed to upload before I forgot about it haha

They were super tickly and felt amazing 🥰

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obsessed with the nuance between a cocky “you can’t make me sneeze” and a desperate “please don’t let me sneeze”

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"I really don't think this will make me sneeze."

"Oh don't worry - I'll make sure it does."

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A character so fundamentally opposed to anyone hearing him sneeze, he has a full-body response prepared to minimize the sound as much as possible: arm fully wrapped around his face, so his nose is buried tightly in the crook of his arm, his other hand pressing his elbow more tightly into place, body wrenching forward with the almost-but-not-quite completely inaudible 'hpt!', contained in his chest. If he's seated at the time, the jerk of his body practically causes him to knee himself in the forehead.

And of course he gets absolutely zero relief from such a sneeze, which ensures it happens at least 3-4 times in a row, until his body seems to just give up trying.

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Going through my 100+ drafts and deciding what horn posts get to see the light of day. This one is a couple of years old, expanding on another post I made about someone being Very Itchy while unable or unwilling to do anything about it.

2nd person POV; reader is a makeup artist tasked with making a hayfever-ridden actor look somewhat presentable for the cameras.

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You know you have your work cut out for you the moment they walk in the door. All it takes is one look at their face and you have to bite the inside of your cheek to hold back a sympathetic grimace. Pallor, dark circles, that vaguely heavy, puffy look a person gets from lack of sleep - basic stuff, nothing you and your brushes can’t deal with. All in an hour’s work.

Their nose, however. Their nose might actually present something of a challenge. Especially if they’re still… ah. So they are.

“Morning”, you say, deliberately leaving out the “good” part of the greeting because they’re evidently not having one of those.

Keep reading

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whump gang what do we think of val kilmer's performance as doc holliday

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in honor of the holiday season it's time to admit that i hated watching frosty as a kid because of karen sneezing when she's cold

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Very specific niche turn-on ("niche" meaning let's talk about the same thing repeatedly but use slightly different words)

Idk I just need some vulnerability kink + soft physical/emotional tlc between two people

So. A couple where one is the sensitive type: lots of allergies, always first to catch cold, overall just sneezy and sniffly on a regular basis, so much so that it's an accepted way of life for everyone.

The second person couldn't be more opposite if they tried. Because hey, the first person covers enough ground for the both of them. And they're okay with that, because they like taking care of their partner and rely on the strength to do so.

Then, one day the second person has a run-in with something that temporarily flips the nasal dynamic in the relationship. An unforeseen allergen, or a heavy cold in their nose-suddenly the second person finds themselves sneezing over and over and over again-

And just. Not only do they not know what to do to fix it, but they are mortified and ashamed and need their partner to help them through it.

Once the first person gets over their shock at the unexpected role reversal, they jump into action to save the day. Because of their own dramatic nose, they know exactly what to do to make the second person feel better.

After the sneezing fit (or fits) has calmed somewhat, the first person finds they also need to make their partner feel better emotionally. They find themselves reassuring them that it is okay (no you're not disgusting, yes I'm sure don't be silly, of course you can have another tissue, bless you again-)

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genuinely just trying to live my life and i get this reel