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*thinks about The Character too hard and starts taking poison damage*

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Looking at my list of blorbos is so funny because they've all had horrible/sad/traumatic things happen to them...

And then there's Queen

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Sometimes I think about FNAFTM Baby and just

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Currently Rotating

Adaine Abernant (Fantasy High)

Elizabeth Afton (FNAF The Musical)

Circus Baby (FNAF The Musical)

Host!Vic Michaelis (Very Important People)

Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Alexandra "Eggs" Benedict (FNAF The Musical)

Noelle Holiday (Deltarune)

Queen (Deltarune)

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Gonna be bringing this blog back soon, but I'm gonna make a few tweaks. Hence...

Blorbo House is Under Construction

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Gonna go on an indefinite hiatus guys since I haven't been feeling too motivated about this blog

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Song Monday - 14/04/2025

(because I forgot to do this yesterday)

Adaine

"Worthless parents make stupid kids, the apple never strays

Your conscience never compromised, and ego never pays"

Elizabeth

"Goodbye Mr. A (goodbye Mr. A)

The world was full of wonder

'Till you opened my eyes

Goodbye Mr. A (goodbye Mr. A)

Wish you hadn't blown my mind

And killed the surprise"

Baby

"You'll kill me when I least expect it

God, how could I even think of daring to exist?

Looking just like this, I'm hideous"

Vic

"I'll live in the spotlight, not getting it quite right

And when I mess up it'll keep me up all night

Stuck in a loop of fight or flight"

Immy

"And they'd be right, because quite frankly, to be alive

It shouldn't kill me every day, the way it does

I don't know what I did to have this fate, I'm drenched in it

And I can't even run from what I know"

Grace

"I thought that God was supposed to protect me

Whatever happened to that

Is faith all we have as a weapon against

The universal good and bad"

Monika

"Or just imply that I want you to be more light

So I could look inside his eyes

And get the colors just right

Just right, just right

Just"

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NOOOOOO I FORGOT TO DO SONG SUNDAY TODAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Temporary delay, it'll come pit tomorrow instead

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Song Saturday - 12/04/2025

Adaine

"She's not a bad kid

But they had to do it

She had to crack

She had to kill Pop"

Elizabeth

"Pizza parlors, nail salons, and

The sinking feeling life's passing you by

Burn money on college, graduate

And never stop to wonder why

What part of the story is this?"

Baby

"Here's the thing, I can't do anything right

Try as I absolutely, totally might

The bones are melting, the skeleton is ash

The clavicle detaches and falls with a deafening crash"

Vic

"I used to think I would tell stories

But nobody cared for the stories I had about

No good guys"

Immy

"How can I ask anyone to love me

When all I do is beg to be left alone?"

Grace

"Come on, tonight I'm yours

I'm your dead girl walking

Get on all fours

Kiss this dead girl walking"

Monika

"So what is it that makes me the fool?

What does she have that I lack?

Why is my last name a tease and a wound?

And my first name is nothing but trash"

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Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

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Love putting songs about other characters or sung by other characters onto my blorbo playlist.

Song about Shadow the Hedgehog? Nope, it's about Circus Baby now

Song about the Mitas from MiSide? Nah, just Monika

Gangle from TADC? Wrong, Vic Michaelis

Mirabel from Encanto? Nuh uh, Adaine Abernant

Lydia from Beetlejuice? Actually, Elizabeth Afton

Lethal Company? Never, Immy Woods

Hatsune Miku? You wish, Grace Chasity

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Song Sunday - 06/04/2025

Adaine

"I got a brand new name for an old, old friend

The doctor said it's anxiety

And it makes a lot of sense 'cause I've been so tense

Some days, I find it difficult to see"

Elizabeth

"I have a lot of memories

And I have a lot of sadness

But the two don't line up"

Baby

"I'll never give up, I'll never give in

'Til I'm bloody and bruised

'Til I've broken my bones

'Til I won't be abused

'Til I'm laughing alone"

Vic

"A shining badge, a suit to match

Bit my nails down so they wouldn't scratch"

Immy

"Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall

To remind me that I am a fool

Tell me where I came from, what I will always be

Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school"

Grace

"Count my cards, watch them fall

Blood on a marble wall

I like the way they all

Scream"

Monika

"I'm searching for something that I'm never gonna find

Like a moth drawing closer to rotten limelight

Did I have a plan or was it all for show?

Am I faking it all?

If I stop now, then where do I go?"

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Song Saturday - 05/04/2025

Adaine

"Oh, all that I did to try to undo it

All of my pain and all your excuses

I was a kid but I wasn't clueless

(Someone who loves you wouldn't do this)"

Elizabeth

"I wonder if I ever left behind my body

You think they'd laugh at how I died?

Or take a photo of my family in the lobby

The ceremony's small in size"

Baby

"Perfectly constructed functional machines

Doing what they do, producing what we need"

Vic

"And now I'm hard, too hard to know

I don't cry when I'm sad anymore, no no

Tears calcify in my tummy

Fears coincide with the tow"

Immy

"Really can't remember where I left my spine

Carrying my body in a bag for dimes

Hidden in the pages of the New York Times at home"

Grace

"No I don't wanna be bitter, or come across as a quitter but I'm getting kinda tired

I'm mad at God

Cause if he exists why do I still feel like this?"

Monika

"And if anybody hurt you, I put them in the ground

Why do they like you better than me?"

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Blorbo House Playlist Stats - March 2025

Number of Songs Added This Month: 33

Total Number of Songs: 163

Total Number of Songs for Each Character:

Adaine: 30/163 - 18%

Elizabeth: 33/163 - 20%

Baby: 52/163 - 32%

Vic: 52/163 - 32%

Immy: 36/163 - 22%

Grace: 26/163 - 16%

Monika: 42/163 - 26%

Overlap Ranking:

Baby and Monika - 22 songs

Baby and Vic - 14 songs

Elizabeth and Baby & Baby and Immy - 12 songs

Vic and Immy & Vic and Monika - 11 songs

Elizabeth and Monika - 9 songs

Adaine and Elizabeth - 8 songs

Elizabeth and Immy & Immy and Monika - 7 songs

Adaine and Vic - 6 songs

Adaine and Immy - 5 songs

Adaine and Baby & Vic and Grace & Immy and Grace - 4 songs

Grace and Monika - 3 songs

Adaine and Monika & Elizabeth and Vic & Elizabeth and Grace - 2 songs

Adaine and Grace & Baby and Grace - 1 song

First Song Added This Month: 'overwhelmed' by Royal & the Serpent

Last Song Added This Month: 'The Gravedigger and The Nightingale' by Everybody's Worried About Owen

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Song Sunday - 30/03/2025

Adaine

"No amount of waiting will make you, make you brave

No amount of fear will keep you

No amount of fear will keep you safe"

Elizabeth

"Every day I wake up and pray that

You could come back for a day, oh

I'd pay all I got just to see your face, oh, but I know

I know that could never be

But you'll live forever in my memories"

Baby

"There is very little left of me and it's never coming back

There are certain things you ask of me

There are certain things I lack"

Vic

"Paralyzed with possibility

Gotta get me out of this mess

New York Times best-seller

Rehearsed conversation"

Immy

"Half complete, life goes on

I open up into the sun

Cut through that smoke, they have my back

I will prevail, I don't need that"

Grace

"Oh, how did we end up in here? Nobody knows!

My rotting body is the perfect fit-fit-fit

Unbeknownst to anybody, the mycelium grows"

Monika

"Intelligent girls are more depressed

Because they know

What the world is really like"

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Would My Blorbos Like Me?

Adaine: I think so. I feel like we have similar personalities

Elizabeth: Very likely yes, I'd help her with her conspiracy board

Baby: Since I'm human, probably not

Vic: Honestly not sure, I feel like maybe my enthusiasm would put them off

Immy: She wouldn't dislike me, but I feel like if we were in the same room it would just result in awkward silence

Grace: 50 50 chance we'd either be good friends or she'd tell me she'll pray for me

Monika: I talked to her first every chance I could playing DDLC even though I knew I couldn't romance her. I hope she likes me

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Song Saturday - 29/03/2025

Adaine

"I can't take another night up in my room

Waiting on a miracle"

Elizabeth

"You leave me sleeping in the dark so you can hide away your blade

Then lock the door and trap me right here in the blaze"

Baby

"You all know something that I don't

You all learned something that I fear I'll never know

You all grew body parts I fear I'll never grow"

Vic

"And you must understand that my life, it is cursed

I have lived all my dreams, I grew gold from the dirt

And yet still there's an emptiness inside my chest

So why not just give in, let the fat whale digest"

Immy

"Keeps her mind locked up tight

She wears the keys on a chain

She won't speak a word

Don't bother asking her name"

Grace

"I made myself my butcheress

Wiping blood down the front of my nice white dress

Took a cleaver, carved my heart out

For a taste of claimed saintliness"

Monika

"But even statues crumble if they're made to wait

I'm so afraid I sealed my fate

No sign of soulmates"