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rotomblr-island · 18 minutes ago
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i have 69 lobsters
i have 98 lobsters
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rotomblr-island · 18 minutes ago
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that reminds me of when i got an Unauthorized Fucking Thing taken off my scalp in middle school and i had this big ugly stitched up gash on my head for a few weeks so i had to wear a hat to school. but it was cool because we weren't allowed to wear hats but I was the Exception because i had a big ugly stitched up gash on my head.
oh i remembered that because my hat of choice was a purple beanie with a puffball on it.
anyway i just fed someone a lobster
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rotomblr-island · 22 minutes ago
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aw they're on a date <3 why the hell is sylvan wearing a puffball beanie in the middle of july <3
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rotomblr-island · 25 minutes ago
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Who's the "we" in "we're gay and we're gaming"
you and me. hold my hand
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rotomblr-island · 26 minutes ago
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i have 70 lobsters
i have 98 lobsters
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rotomblr-island · 28 minutes ago
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Who is aiding in the great lobster heist?
the lobster mobster and/or god
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rotomblr-island · 31 minutes ago
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rotomblr-island · 33 minutes ago
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i have 71 lobsters
i have 98 lobsters
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rotomblr-island · 43 minutes ago
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what in the shitting fuck is that
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rotomblr-island · 46 minutes ago
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anyway. fights!
frosty and shilo got into a fight! shilo apologized, but frosty's still not over it! i bet she called him a horse or something
vanilla and amy got into a fight! amy apologized, and they made up!
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rotomblr-island · 52 minutes ago
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love bubble!
it's... axel!?
he and rodney have been thinking about having a baby...
hold on i have to check—
okay. okay! yeah, you guys can make a baby. nice to see someone other than darrin and cynthia do that.
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rotomblr-island · 59 minutes ago
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we're gay and we're gaming. gay style
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rotomblr-island · 9 hours ago
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> i'm getting ready to play the sims
> i leave my room to fill up my water
> i come back
> my phone screen is on?
> it's a calendar reminder
> "tomodachi life tuesday"
> oh SHIT IT'S TUESDAY
> ok whatever i want to play the sims. i'll get to you guys later ✨
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rotomblr-island · 3 days ago
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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster
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rotomblr-island · 5 days ago
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Laelia: What is true happiness? This question has been on my mind lately.
Miku: Easy! Happiness is a belly full of hard candies.
Zinnia: Freedom! Or maybe love. Or possibly goats.
Axel: For me it would be swimming in a pool full of swimming certificates.
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rotomblr-island · 5 days ago
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Zinnia: I wish I was cuter. I mean... Hypothetically, what should I do if I wanted to look cuter?
Laelia: Buy a disposable diaper! It will remind you to be cute when you look at it.
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rotomblr-island · 5 days ago
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Rodney found Miku's lost barbell!
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