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STRAY TORTOISE CARE + NEED TO PAY MY BILLS BY THE 27TH ($0/340)
Hello there, I need to pay my $280 utility bill by the 27th!
+ my grandma found a stray tortoise in her yard & gave it to me because I have a tortoise & know about tort care. I need money to feed it while I figure out what to do with it (+ to feed my own tortoise lol). I have nothing in my bank account currently & only have a bit of fresh produce that won't feed the both of them.
Art is my only source of income so reblogs are super duper appreciated! Comm info below, if interested email me at [email protected] or DM me here :)
+ I have a ko-fi as well if you don't want a comm
pic of the tort in her temporary home under here ty for reading (referring to her as Doris)

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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly
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"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas
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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are
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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

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(sees a normal and common thing) no way is this specifically a reference to my friend #myfriend?
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many of you lack basic morbid curiosity and it shows. fuck whimsy where’s your sense of adventure. where’s your desire to delve into the unexplored. where’s your fucking bravery
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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.
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The most important rule when it comes to survival is that the human body can go days without food or water but the second that you run out of soda you're fucked.
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just because i like something doesnt mean its good
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Stars don't twinkle the moon doesn't shine!!
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8/5/2025
its summer! i got my hat on backwards and its time to fucking party
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