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Dad: ...and then Superman took Batman's hand and they kissed under the full moon having saved the d--"

Son: I don't like this story. It's weird

Dad: For the last time you ungrateful *deep breath* it's not a story, it is my fan fiction, and you will listen

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When Catholic Answers sends you clickbait through the mail

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hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

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#in which i am both jake AND amy becAUSE #SAME

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teacher: so who should i call on next

me: 

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how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

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You can tell he’s going “ohhHhhhhHHH!” 😩😭 this is so cute lmao

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harry potter books rated by the mention of swans

philosophers stone: no mentions. 0/10

chamber of secrets: fawkes is described as the size of a swan. a heart stopping moment. 8/10.

prisoner of azkaban: no mentions. 0/10.

goblet of fire: fawkes again mentioned as the size of a swan. just as exciting as the last time. 8/10.

order of the phoenix: fawkes once more mentioned as the size of a swan. a happy occasion as always. cho's patronus is a swan. a thrilling and heart warming moment. 10/10.

half blood prince: no mentions. disgusting of a book this size. 0/10.

deathly hallows: when neville opens the portrait of ariana the portrait is said to have 'swang open'. When the only mention of a swan is inside another word you know it's a bad read. 1/10.

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Garden half sleeve I’ve been working on since September on Makenzie. Thank you!

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trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

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just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were