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Chell glares at Wheatley, but he just doesn't get it.
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real quick lil thing with the tranding "tiktok brush" (HOWEVER its not really a brush and i didnt do it properly but oh well)
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you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day
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Dude you gotta meet my friend I love him and his company makes me happy
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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen
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hurt & comfort
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Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.
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you ever hear about bleeding-heart doves

fucked up he bears a wound he has never suffered, and so will all his kin.
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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
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its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in
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