i read and write in a casual and normal way and don’t let stories consume my every waking thought and all my interactions
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#holy fuck?????#im choking !!!!#kcd#OMGGGGGGGGG#oh god i jus noticed the favor???? gonan be sick for real
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Portrait practice
I tried, and I was happy.
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You know those old illustrated fairy tale books??
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what i really need is to write such a transcendent piece of fiction that it immediately heals me and repairs any past or future damage ever made to my soul and i can’t stop moving or sit down until i achieve this.
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First of all under my new religion we are outlawing work. If anybody says the word “spreadsheet” we are all lining up and beating him to death, one hit per person until there’s nothingleft but a pile of viscera
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i believe its important for women to be irredeemable perverts too
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if you watch the top 10 movies of every year of the past 10 years and also the top 10 shows you will see heavily contoured faces and bodies, NO body hair, barely even a kiss like NO body contact at all, and everyone outfits are most likely CGI and everyone in front of a green screen. it’s uncanny lol and barely human. like human beings don’t look like this and they don’t act PG and advertiser friendly they just don’t. i know mainstream media is not good just in general but it is a good way to understand modern society and what the public is thinking and talking about. and shit does not look good for us if all movies are green screen fake shit with actors who look like they’ve spent 10 hours in a makeup chair and the movies themselves are bad and following a blueprint that was established by high grossing projects because producers don’t want to take any risks or make anything new. It didn’t used to be like this i swear lol we have become sanitized versions of ourselves, the very essence of what it means to be human (squishy body, body hair, cheeks, love scenes, kissing, cursing, stories about people regardless of setting) is being distorted by companies because of their meaningless pursuit of a PG rating in order to cast as wide a net as possible for the biggest audience possible
#this is what i mean when i say we need to return to pervertworld we need to go back to being people#PEOPLE are not perfect we are not chiseled we are not statues#and we don’t say focus group tested tag lines made to be captured in a 1 minute tiktok#and we are not advertiser friendly#what’s really scary is when you’re just in the wild and see a comment like oh this would’ve been good without the sex scene#what the fuck lol that really confused me because i mean who told you that the sex scene made the movie worse or was unnecessary?#its the advertisers#this is awful lol for real we are becoming machines like the tech bros that are trying to turn us into AI this is how it’s happening#this sanitization of what it means to be a person#OMG it’s only monday god help me lol anyway back to thinking about h*ns so hard that i start shaking
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I thought maybe ppl were making it up but I paid attention this time and Henry really does just call him 'Hans' when it's just the two of them, forgo the 'sir' and 'lord' unless he's teasing or they're in public. He's just "Hans" out in the woods and Henry's just "Henry"


#im shaking for real#the dropping of formalities only when they’re safe and alone FUCK!!#GUCK THIS!!!!! omg I can’t take it anymore!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#HOLG FUCK!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOIO#I need to replay entire game right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!#omgggggggg#kcd#😭😭😭😭😭😭
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shhh the boys are sleepin... a modern au piece that i'm abandoning, figured i might as well post it — they can't all be winners!
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hey team what’s this game about
#bring capon his armour and wine#<- prev omg how could I forget bring capon his armor and wine!!!!!!#😭#that’s the most egregious one because there are two opportunities for a quick affair in that party and the highlighted quest is like#bring capon his things#god!!!!!
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