rowanthenonhuman

[rowanthenonhuman]

I would love to have a tail and all the inconveniences that would come with it

I would brush it every day, find ways of sitting that don't squish it, be careful of closing doors behind me, hold it close to me in crowded spaces, etc, I wouldn't care if it was "inconvenient", I would love it

[rowanthenonhuman]

i wish shapeshifting was real

[rowanthenonhuman]

this is what happens when you put me on google docs with speciesfeels & no filter to bad poetry btw

note: 'man' is gender neutral here + this is meant to be read either side on its own or together

[rowanthenonhuman]

Propaganda I’m not falling for:

Me not being a cat

[rowanthenonhuman]

i think im just gonna start referring to my bod(ily needs) as "my human"

"oh yeah my human was having trouble waking up"

"my human needs to shower"

[rowanthenonhuman]

You should turn into a dragon. For your mental health.

[rowanthenonhuman]

thought some creatures would appreciate this shirt :)

like look at that little guy.

[rowanthenonhuman]

Normalize hibernating. Slumbering. I’m going to curl into my hoard and sleep for a thousand years.

[rowanthenonhuman]

It’s so awesome that dragons exist and I'm one of them

[rowanthenonhuman]

as always please rb for reach!

[rowanthenonhuman]

Beware of the "I wish I was a cat" to "I am not human. This body is not mine, it's just an illusion designed for suffering." Pipeline

[rowanthenonhuman]

I hope this is funny

[rowanthenonhuman]

would you still love me if i was the horrors beyond your comprehension in canine form

[rowanthenonhuman]

I always feel bad for questioning so many kintypes but honestly that's what questioning is for, to figure out what you are and what you aren't

[rowanthenonhuman]

i hate when people go "dude i'm literally a therian" as an excuse to shit on other therians like? okay? want a medal? you're still a dick who's trying to gatekeep nonhumanity. doesn't matter WHO you are, if you wanna spew some bs about the "bad" ones, then you are opening yourself to criticism and people disagreeing.

[rowanthenonhuman]

Might be controversial, but.

Woof. Bark bark. Awrooo.

Ever thought of that?