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Top 10 Lesbians at Monster High

1. Clawdeen Wolf

Undoubtedly the biggest lesbian at Monster High. If her freaky, edgy fashion isn’t enough, there’s been multiple plotlines about her lack of interest in mansters. Not to mention she wore a tux to Draculaura’s birthday.

Ideal Girlfriend: Cerise Hood (Ever After High)

2. Howleen Wolf

Much like her sister, this baby gay radiates lesbian vibes. Although her previous look could be described as “preteen butch”, her beanie and leather jacket from 13 Wishes is a dead giveaway.

Ideal Girlfriend: Twyla

3. Venus McFlytrap

She has an undercut, she wants to save the earth, and she puts buttons on her vest. Need I say more?

Ideal Girlfriend: Treesa Thornwillow

4. Twyla

Both her fashion and her personality scream “hipster lesbian”. Have you seen her? Well, you probably haven’t, but trust me.

Ideal Girlfriend: Howleen Wolf

5. Elissabat

It’s the glasses, and the fact that the two love interests in her movie were the same exact guy.

Ideal Girlfriend: Viperine Gorgon

6. Abbey Bominable

Girls soft, like yak fur.

Ideal Girlfriend: Ghoulia Yelps

7. Vandala Doubloons

Pirates are gay culture. End of ghost story.

Ideal Girlfriend: River Styxx

8. Viperine Gorgon

Don’t be fooled by all the pink and glitter. While she’s not exactly stone butch…She has spent a lot of time checking out pretty ghouls, and not just at the makeup table.

Ideal Girlfriend: Elissabat

9. Kiyomi Haunterly

Did she….have a crush on Draculaura? That’s so cute.

Ideal Girlfriend: Draculaura

10. Kjersti Trollson

Kjersti is only so low on the list because she’s bisexual, not gay. She even dyed her hair to show her bi pride. A true completionist, it would be a disgrace if a hardcore gamer like her left a single minute of gameplay unplayed, and that includes playing every single romance route in every game. Regardless of gender.

Ideal Girlfriend: Wydowna Spider

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guys i just realized the circle in this picture cuts off “er” making it say “Bebo Butt” and i am fighting a giggle now

yea

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lucia total monster kill is the most awesomest girl ever btw

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Lucia!!!!! ,, some drawings while I try to figure out how to draw the other two :],,

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lucia is my favorite ever

Shake her hand Shake her hand You have to Shake her hand

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maybe bizly wanted to avoid admitting chip is queer so he made a new cunty little bitch

The fact that Everett is played by Bizly, has a dark hole in his chest, his tits out, red as his main colour and James as his second name is evil.

That is not Everett that is Chip bastard.

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Welcome back SpitTake <3

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Tattoos

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Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

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The continuation of tailor Astarion ✨️

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it was jimmy johns…

the war…

the ants…

IT WAS ALLL JIMMY

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im a baldurs gate FREAK rn btw :3

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holy fuck

yea

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hai :3

spitters where are you can we be friends

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We got Jay’s trauma arc in the first jrweek, we got gillion trauma this jrweek. Chip trauma when. I want to see my bastard boy face all his 99+ problems which are all daddy issues.

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im that guy woah

cop uncle