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Being a theater kid means stress baking while sobbing to "The Winner Takes it All" from Mamma Mia for no apparent reason

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"Stop talking about Mistynat so much"

THEY'RE MY FUCKING PARENTS???

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but what if... highschool!au, loser!nat & popular girl!lottie

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Secretly loving still

Istg if I don't find out who this is soon I'm gonna crash out

Like pls just dm me, unless you're like a 40 year old man I swear I won't be that upset 😭🙏

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shauna shipman has got to be one of the most interesting characters of all time. she’s bisexual. or jackiesexual. she keeps up with goth culture. she listens to weezer and the cranberries. she’s incredibly pretentious. she decides to pull out a gun on her teammate also ex girlfriend to prove she’s not insane. she owns a minivan. she drinks malibu and milk. she tries to seduce her husband with a british accent. she engages in adult cannibalism. she even loves cats.

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Everyone respect your elders. The OG Yellowjackets ships will always be Taivan, Jackieshauna, Lottielee, and Mistynat. They were the cannibal yuri blueprint and they should be treated as such🫡

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I'M NOT STALKING IT'S JUST A FRIENDSHIP THING

You should let me rant about Yellowjackets to you

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YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I KNEW YOU WERE ALIVE

LMAO

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Hoe. Hoe. Guess who it is. Imbloney. Open. I'm lonely. We haven't talked. Spam. Whatever. It takes. Kmnjo comming back until July ish. Help.

I'm sorry hoe, I haven't been on Tumblr for a while. I'm also heading back from my vacation in Oklahoma with my family and also Piper.

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this genuinely has me in tears

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jackie kinda sorta halfway fucked travis once and now like a bad pre-realization hookup she cant stop texting him from the grave telling him all about her lesbian situationship and her bisexual best friend and how they used to make out under the covers and shit. and travis is just like cool. i love this drama tell me more

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no body gets asexual james like i do.

james, whose body everyone fawns over, his abs, his muscles, the way he looks when he plays quidditch. james who has people hit him up at every party, all the time, for "a good time" and he declines. james, whose only partners have been as a result of a drunken kiss, or a dance, partners who're always read to have sex with him, rushing him, just to get the pleasure of saying i shagged james potter. james who has had sex with his partners because thats what you do in relationships right? youre supposed to have sex. james who's been surrounded by people who give great value to, and love, having sex (aka rabid dogs wolfstar and aro but heathen and freak in the sheets peter) and never knew that you can just not? james who when he starts dating regulus has sex with him a few times too, because well. regulus likes it, and its not regulus' fault thats james is broken. its not until hes just hanging out with regulus and his friends and evan says something that james realises that you can do that. and then he has a breakdown and thinks that regulus will leave him because regulus has always loved having sex, and he had sex prior to james as well. meanwhile regulus is mentally losing his shit because his bf never liked having sex and he didnt even realise? but then they both reassure each other and james gets the support he deserves♥️

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im going to throw up.. the contrast of house and wilson with house and cuddy is so insane to me...

like when cuddy had her health scare instead of sticking by her side, he hid from her. sent people in his place, and played it off because he "isn't good at being comforting." he ended up taking vicodin to cope with it, the emotional pain causing more physical pain and such.

but with wilson. as soon as he found out about his cancer, he was on him like a rash. showing up to his appointments and refusing to leave him alone. administering illegal chemotherapy in his own house, and, giving his own vicodin to wilson.

he was already suffering emotional pain, seeing the person he's chosen to spend nearly half of his life with in so much pain, but he chose to put himself through physical pain too for wilson's sake. ough it hurts my heart.

he has big talk about not being self-sacrificing, but when it comes down to it. when it's someone he can't see himself living without, he gives his everything and more. i hate those fucking freaks so much...

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thinking about established relationship hilson is so funny because you just know they get freaky in wilson’s office (only office whose walls are not made entirely of glass) and it’s totally an open secret because the ducklings have come in on more than one occasion to the sight of house’s hand down wilson’s pants and the first time it happens chase comes in and is like what the fuck is going on and house just says “consult” without missing a beat and chase like. smacks his forehead on the doorframe in his haste to run away and immediately tells foreman and cameron that their boss is fucking his boybestie and they’re both like. yeah duh they’re so obvious with it and then house comes back with a hickey demanding blood tests or whatever and it never comes up again.

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I think House should:

accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual

start dating a man

the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)

House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first

House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)

anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end

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Gregory House staring at the camera after ruining two marriages, stealing a child’s candy and making a sexist remark to a pregnant woman

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“U think House is a bottom bc u r ableist and don’t think disabled people can top blah blah blah” no I think he’s a bottom bc of that one scene where him and Wilson r talking abt blood types and Wilson says his blood type is the universal receiver so House responds that Wilson’s blood type is the universal donor which is why he has 3 alimonies