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the funniest solution to the fermi paradox has to be the one out of cs lewis' "out of the silent planet" trilogy: yeah actually life is extremely common, but the only place in the universe where original sin took place is the earth, which means that we're tpe only planet to develop any technology since everybody else is living in paradise already

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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

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who up dinking they oiter

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A truck carrying a bunch of bees toppled over near my old home the other day

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depression creature

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I wish wordle would stop making fun of the way my clues look and just tell me what the solution was

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today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ has become one of my favorites recently. 🙂‍↕️<- look how friendly it looks. so kind. 🙂‍↕️ that's right. it's so great