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[4:21 A.M.]

you wake up to find jisung standing on top of your open door like a gargoyle, watching you.

he hisses and you to go back to sleep and you do, when you wake up you find freshly laid eggs in your lap.

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[10:21 A.M.]

you walk into your bathroom and see jisung putting his dentures in, you pee yourself.

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[6:31 P.M.]

you watch jisung swallow taco shells by the dozen and cheer him on.

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[2:14 P.M.]

jisung folds you like an oragami swan and you die.

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[3:24 A.M.]

you whisper "break my back like a glowstick daddy" softly into jisung's ear and he instantly snaps your spine in half.

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jisung vs. make-up

you had been thinking about having him do this for a w h i l e now

buying your make-up that is

when you first mentioned it to him he was like pfft yeah i can do that

but now that he's actually at the store, looking arround and texting you he's at a loss

he doesn't understand why the make-up is so pricey

he doesn't know what the actual fuck a bronzer is

he is trying

very hard

very very hard

but you still end up with foundation that doesnt match your skin tone and a plethora of random make-up items he managed to find around the store.

like an all green eyeshadow pallet for some reason.

you really don't know how or where he found it but it's all good because he tried.

you wear the eyeshadow to make him happy and he smiles when he sees you wear it every so often.

he had fun. :D

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you hum a song softly against jisung's chest while snuggling closer to him, feeling him wrap his arms tighter around you and pressing a kiss to your forehead.

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you chant chung chug chug over and over again as jisung downs his bath water like a champ.

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jisung tucks you into bed before flopping down on top of you and breaking both of your lungs, you die and he sleeps on your corpse.

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[7:30 P.M.]

jisung slaps your ass and you explode and die.

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yonk

• soomin and hwayoung were both h a m m e r e d

• they decided to play twister and have jisung be in control of the spinny thing while youngho supervised because he's hag.

• soomin and hwayoung get in a compromising position and try to get each other to fall.

• soomin says daddy which makes jisung turn his head only to discover soomin was talking to hwayoung.

• hwayoung calls soomin daddy and slightly moans it which makes youngho sigh and take a big swig out of a bottle of soju.

• they continue playing.

• "get your sexy ass over here bitch." soomin says as she juts her hip into hwayoung, making her fall.

• soomin falls down after her.

• hwayoung moans.

• soomin moans back quietly.

• they laugh.

• youngho makes eye contact with jisung and mimicks hwayoung.

• jisung quietly mimicks soomin.

• soomin yeets up and chases him.

• hwayoung yeets up and sensually fortnite dances towards youngho.

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sweet lies // gang fic pt. 2

"you're kidding, no- really?" jisung asked as youngho explained the current situation to him over the phone.

"really," youngho confirmed as he glanced at hwayoung laying on the ground.

"uh- okay, i'll try to get out of here with soomin and come find you, hopefully without drawing the attention of more of them."

"okay, hurry," youngho said before looking down at hwayoung again and crouching down next to her.

"now what am i supposed to do with you?"

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"jisung where are we going?" soomin whispered nervously as jisung took hold of her hand and began taking her somewhere.

"please keep it down., he whispered as his eyes darted around the room.

soomin frowned.

"why are you being so secretive today."

"it's not like you at all." soomin whispered just loud enough so that jisung could hear.

"soomin, baby, i'll explain everything in a few minutes just please trust me now, for your own safety." jisung replied in a hushed tone, quickening his pace.

soomin gulped.

"safety?" she mouthed silently, now understanding that whatever situation they were in was way more complicated than she had originally thought

finally, they were out of the party and although they could hear muffled shouts and footsteps growing louder by the second, presumably from rivals trying to find jisung, they continued at the same pace.

"wait, sung, let me take off my heels so we can run faster, this sounds like a big deal so maybe it'd be best if i-"

"better idea," jisung said as he suddenly picked up soomin and started running, hearing the shouts from the party room grow louder.

"oop-" soomin said out of shock, wrapping her arms around jisung's neck.

"jisung finally, there you are." youngho whisper shouted as soon as he saw jisung running towards him with soomin in his arms.

soomin saw a reddish stain on the ground near what seemed to be hwayoung's legs and she let out a shrill scream before making eye contact with youngho and struggling to escape jisung's arms.

"i swear to GOD youngho if you did anything to her i'll break your fucking KNEES!" soomin shrieked, attempting to wriggle out of jisung's arms and failing.

"relax, i didn't do anything to her she just passed out and for god's sake can you please stop screaming, i will have jisung gag you if i need to."

"with what?" soomin asked, wiggling her eyebrows.

"sorry, she's a little tipsy." jisung explained.

"a little?" youngho asked, raising an eyebrow.

"okay, more than a little," jisung mumbled.

soomin groaned and closed her eyes, resting her head on jisung's chest.

youngho closed his eyes and sighed.

"anyways, i called chan and told him what's going on and he's coming with the helicopter as we speak so we should probably start running to the helicopter pad on the roof."

"hm, okay." jisung replied bluntly.

"what?" youngho asked as he put his mask back on.

"it's not like you to just run away from them, you've only done it once before and it's just kind of weird to see." jisung explained.

"well all the other times we had more than two people and no women involved," youngo explained, gesturing to soomin and hwayoung.

"oh true."

"what are you going to do with her anyway?" jisung asked, gesturing toward hwayoung laying down on the floor.

"carry her duh, what else?" youngho said as he crouched down next to hwayoung and gently picked her up in his arms before standing back up.

youngho sighed and looked down at hwayoung's peaceful face.

"we should probably get going, stare at her face another time." jisung said suddenly, struggling to contain his laughter.

"i wasn't staring at her face jisung." youngho groaned, denying it.

"what were you staring at then? her body?" jisung joked.

"the offer still stands youngho." soomin piped in suddenly, her eyes still closed.

youngho scoffed at the two and began speed walking to the nearest staircase, jisung immediately following after him.

as they neared the roof of the hotel they could hear the sound of helicopter propellers twirling and they knew they were in the clear.

chan stared at them with wide eyes as soon as he realized they were each carrying a girl, he knew jisung was in a relationship but youngho?

he would've never guessed that.

as soon as they neared the helicopter he unlocked the doors and helped them inside, doing his best to ignore the fact that youngho was carrying a g i r l.

"uh, chan, i know what you might be thinking but she's just jisung's girlfriend's friend so, yeah."

"oh." chan muttered under his breath.

finally, they were all situated in their seats and chan began flying the helicopter back to their base, where it was safe.

soomin and hwayoung sat in the middle of the seat while jisung and youngho sat on the sides of them.

youngho noticed that jisung was holding soomin's hand and wondered if maybe he should hold hwayoung's.

he reached out to touch her hand but pulled it back as soon as he heard chan clear his throat.

"just jisung's girlfriend's friend, right, youngho?

"right."

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sweet lies // gang fic pt. 1

"i can't believe im going to be the third wheel, again!" hwayoung complained as she slipped her heels on and threw a light coat on her bare shoulders, untucking her hair out from under it and huffing.

"hey technically you won't be a third wheel the entire time, jisung said he'd introduce you to his friend who's throwing the party if you're interested." soomin replied, putting her masquerade mask on.

"how do i look?"

"sexy." hwayoung purred, making soomin crack up.

hwayoung then put her masquerade mask on and struck a pose, making eye contact with soomin.

"how about me?"

"eh." soomin shrugged, acting indifferent.

hwayoung gasped dramatically.

"i'm only kidding, you're a big dad." soomin joked.

hwayoung smiled and wiggled her eyebrows.

"now that's what i like to hear."

before the two could crack any more jokes the doorbell rang, signaling that soomin's boyfriend was here to pick them up and drive them over to the masquerade party his friend was throwing at a fancy hotel, seemingly for no other reason than he could.

soomin answered the door and flashed her boyfriend a big smile.

"you're here!" she said enthusiastically, eyeing him up and down before speaking again. "right on time."

jisung flashed hwayoung a friendly smile before smiling lovingly at his longtime girlfriend soomin.

"i sure am," he said before taking his masquerade mask out of his pocket and putting it on.

"now," he said, adjusting his watch, "should we get going?" he asked.

soomin nodded and walked out of the front door, linking arms with jisung before beginning to walk down the steps of her and hwayoung's apartment to where jisung's car was parked.

hwayoung sighed and followed after them, being sure to turn the lights off and lock the door.

once she reached the car the two lovebirds were already inside so she climbed into the backseat and mentally prepared herself for what was about to unfold.

for nearly twenty minutes hwayoung endured hearing soomin and jisung aggressively flirt with each other, as well as soomin freaking out about jisung putting his hand on her thigh, which made hwayoung laugh a bit.

they were quite a cute couple, at least that's what hwayoung thought.

"finally we're here," hwayoung said, almost as if she were out of breath as she climbed out of the back of jisung's car, taking in the sight of the fancy hotel not far from where they were currently parked.

"oh please it wasn't even that long of a drive." soomin replied, getting out of the passenger's side of the car as jisung held the door open for her.

"maybe for you." hwayoung joked, causing soomin and jisung to chuckle.

as soon as the three of them walked into the party room of the hotel, soomin and jisung hand in hand and hwayoung walking slightly behind them, their noses were filled with the scent of heavy alcohol.

"hell yeah!" soomin exclaimed excitedly, pumping her fists up into the air as she took in the atmosphere, causing jisung to laugh and pump his fists into the air.

"I'm going to go look for my friend so I can introduce him to hwayoung, then we can get some drinks, sound good princess?" jisung asked soomin.

she nodded and blushed at the nickname, blushing even harder when jisung pecked her lightly on the cheek before disappearing into a crowd of masked people all bumping against each other, drinks in hand.

soomin turned to face hwayoung with the biggest grin imaginable on her face.

"isn't this great?" soomin asked, nearly shouting so hwayoung could hear her over the loud music.

hwayoung nodded and smiled slightly.

"it's been a while since we've gone out together, I've missed it," hwayoung replied.

"it has." soomin said with a tinge of sadness laced in her voice.

"i've been going out with jisung so much lately and you, well, you're not dating sooyoung anymore but when you were we hardly ever saw each other."

"yeah," hwayoung said softly.

"oh sorry, I forgot about the no more mentioning the breakup thing." soomin explained.

"no it's okay, I'm over her."

soomin smiled comfortingly at hwayoung.

"that's good I mean, you can do better than her so."

hwayoung chuckled and smiled back at soomin.

"i guess so huh?" she asked, followed by a nod from soomin.

suddenly jisung appeared out from the huge crowd of people with a taller man following behind him.

once they reached where soomin and hwayoung were standing jisung introduced the man to the two of them, mainly hwayoung since soomin had more of an idea as to who he was since she'd heard about him a few times before.

after everyone had been introduced jisung slung his arm around soomin and whispered something in her ear before disappearing with her to go get drinks- at least that's what hwayoung assumed.

hwayoung sighed and watched the two walk away until they were out of sight, that's when she felt jisung's friend youngho move slightly closer to her and slowly raise his arm, stopping once she turned around to face him.

"could you show me what you look like under that mask?" she asked, squinting her eyes at him.

he had a familiar voice and she was curious as to whether or not she'd seen him before somewhere.

youngho cleared his throat before speaking.

"i suppose i could show you." he said before grabbing a hold of hwayoung's hand and beginning to walk somewhere, taking her with him.

on the way to wherever youngho was taking her, hwayoung spotted soomin sitting with jisung at the bar and as soon as soomin made eye contact with her she winked and shot her finger guns to which hwayoung laughed and shook her head.

"you know you could've just asked me to follow you." hwayoung said once they finally stopped walking. they seemed to be in a closed off corner of the party room where there were very few people.

"if i take off my mask and show you what i look like could you by any chance take of your mask too?" youngho asked, ignoring her previous statement.

"depends." she replied.

"on what?"

"if ive seen you before or not."

"and if you have?"

"then no."

youngho sighed before shrugging his broad shoulder and reaching up to unmask himself.

once his mask was off he ran his fingers through his hair and hwayoung's jaw dropped.

she had definitely seen him somewhere before, but she couldn't pinpoint where.

she squinted her eyes and took a step closer to him, staring at his facial features very intently.

"i definitely do recognize you from somewhere." hwayoung whispered quietly, slowly reaching up to touch his face.

youngho stopped her halfway by reaching up to hold her hand.

hwayoung felt her heart beat quicken and she immediately let go of his hand.

"i need to go use the restroom." she peeped out before ducking into the crowd and running out of the part room.

he stood there in awe for a few seconds until he saw a few men leave the party room as well, walking in the same direction hwayoung was walking in which gave him an odd feeling.

he immediately began to speed walk to the door of the party room to go make sure the men weren't trying to do anything to hwayoung.

as soon as hwayoung left the party room she realized she had no clue as to where the bathrooms were, she just knew she needed to get away from everything for a moment so that waa what she did.

she continued to walk until she reached a dead end, and at that point she realized she had been hearing footsteps behind her for quite some time.

she slowly turned around to see three masked men staring at her.

"uh h-hi?" she stuttered.

silence.

"do you guys know where the bathrooms are?" she asked nervously, backing herself into the corner.

"grab her." the guy in the middle commanded.

"im sorry wha-"

before hwayoung could finish her question the two men lunged at her and she let out a loud scream, only to have her mouth covered immediately after.

she tried to wriggle herself out of the grips of the two men but was unsuccessful and very scared about what they were going to do with her until she heard frantic footsteps approaching her and the men.

she heard the trigger of a gun click and her eyes widened, she began screaming and biting away at the large hand squeezing her mouth.

a shot fired, and another, and another, suddenly the men let go of her and she was on the ground, blood pooling around her.

she looked up to see youngho standing over her with a gun in his hand and immediately passed out from the shock of seeing him as well as having other people's blood touching her.

"shit…" youngho muttered under his breath as soon as he saw hwayoung's head hit the ground.

he quickly concealed his gun in his pocket and whipped out his phone, dialing jisung's phone number and tapping his foot on the ground as he waited for him to pick up while also trying to kick the bodies of the men out of sight.

he didn't know if they were dead and he didn't care, as long as they were out cold for now.

finally, jisung picked up and youngho was quick to speak.

"jisung, we have a problem."

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[6:23 P.M.]

you sit on jisung's lap and play with his hair as he tells you about his day.

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you’re on twitter about to post something sexual about park jisung when suddenly taeyong busts through your window and cuts your finger off with safety scissors.

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[3:04 A.M.]

jisung bursts through the wall of your bedroom like the koolaid man and it scares you so bad you cry in fetal position for half an hour straight while he fortnite dances near you like his life depends on it.

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[1:27 P.M.]

jisung gently grips your thigh and hums along to the song playing in the car as you blast music from your phone on the way to a date at the park.