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Pac: My life is pointless right now, my life is just pointless...

Fit: No, don't say that Pac, your life is not pointless, you know, we're-

Tubbo: Don't worry Pac, you still have a building to finish building!

Pac: How can we build a train if we don't have any more children Tubbo?! We don't have any more Eggs! We don't have a purpose, you know? Like, my purpose is to live my life and free up this place to- to make Richarlyson happy! And if Richarlyson is gone, I don't have anything else to do, like- even now 'cuz Mike is gone too, so... Everyone is gone. I think like the next people to be missing is Fit and you, Tubbo.

Tubbo: Fit, we're gonna go missing.

Fit: I hope not. But no- Pac, it's ok. You know, we're all gonna make it through this, we're gonna find these Eggs, they have to be safe. They have to be. Like, statistically speaking, they're still alive right now. We just have to figure out where they are.

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Tubbo's grown so much as a DJ these past few weeks, but I gotta say, every time he drops Spanish or Brazilian music into the mix, I lose my damn MIND, this goes so hard 💿🎶

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F in the chat for Rubius' computer.

(Wilson has 0 remorse or regrets)

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Etoiles: Like, I imagine you like this in real life.

Pol: [Laughs] Well, sort of, sort of, sort of.

Etoiles: Like, if I see you in real life, I will hope you have this shirt.

Pol: Ok, I will do it, I will be your grandfather. [Screams as he's attacked by a fly]

Etoiles: It's ok, it's ok!

Bagi: Everything's fine, it's fine!

Etoiles: It's a fly!

Pol: Sorry– You have to understand, I'm an old man!

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COYPISO: (Reading chat) Piso, I gave you the Foolish Gamers bracelet.

TUBBO: What brand?

COYPISO: (Lifting the wrong sleeve) What bra-- wait. (Lifting the right sleeve, showing the bracelet) What bracelet?

TUBBO: Wait, wait, is the chatter here that actually gave that to you?

COYPISO: Yes.

TUBBO: Wait, wait, do you recognize the username?

COYPISO: Um… I trust them.

TUBBO: Mod that chatter. Mod. That. Chatter. Actually give them mod.

COYPISO: No, no…

TUBBO: Come on, they gave you the f slur bracelet! And now Foolish Gamers is forever associated with the f slur because of them.

COYPISO: If I gave everyone who called me the f slur mod in chat…

TUBBO: You'd be a Kick streamer!

(Both cheer and get up, they start dancing around)

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Phil: [Looking at some red vines covering a wall] Has this always been here, by the way? This stuff?

Bad: Yeah.

Phil: Yeah?

Bad: It was here the other day.

Phil: Ok, ok...

Bad: Looks kinda nice, doesn't it? Like... could you imagine if this whole wall was covered in it?

Phil: [Stares knowingly at him]

Bad: Wouldn't that look awesome?

Phil: [Trying not to laugh] Shut up– shhh. Shut.

Bad: [Mischievous laugh] Yeah! You like the–

Phil: Shut your mouth, oh my god– Right, I'm gonna- I'll be back in a bit, alright?

Bad: You love the idea!

Phil: NO— [Warps away, then cracks up laughing, hitting his desk] God damn it.

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Mike: Let's go, let's go!

Baghera: Wait, wait! I'm here, ok!

Foolish: [Laughs] "Wait, I'm here!"

Baghera: [Laughing] Now we can go, the hero is here!

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Baghera Jones, the hero of QSMP!

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If you can, please take a minute to go show Baghera some love.

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just this Whole clip. youve all seen it but heres the extended edition

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Aimsey: Next question... is- are- is Teaduo one of the most popular ships?

Aimsey: And if they're not, I will make sure they become one of the most popular ships. Thank you.

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Retro shared this a little bit ago, and I agree with her wholeheartedly.

I'd also like to add that any type of bullying or harassment, regardless of who it's directed at — be it current or former admins, other QSMP workers, fellow fans, or streamers — will not be tolerated here.

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Baghera: It's for the fanbase! For the fanbase!

Slimecicle: No, it's not, it's for her. It's for her.

[One JuanaFlippa tribute song later]

Baghera: YEAH she's dead! :D

Slimecicle: Are you happy you made me relive that? Are you happy that you made me relive that moment? MY DARKEST MOMENT—

It was so much fun seeing Baghera and Charlie singing together during this stream (even if this song did give Charlie trauma flashbacks).

I hope they have the opportunity to do karaoke together again in the future. 🥲

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Antoine: [In chat] nice ass man

Roier: [In chat] thank you but i am married

Antoine: [In chat] check this out.

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😮LGBT-

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Phil: [Watching Tazercraft pole dance] Oh, Jesus Christ.

Pac: Woohoo! Wanna join us, Philza?

Phil: No, I'm good!

Pac: Are you sure? There's more space on top!

Phil: PFTT– Nah, I'm good. Wow, you're so in sync with each other, holy sht.

Cellbit: Yeah, what's going– OH DAMN, HOLY—

[Cellbit and Phil both shout in amazement at Tazercraft's skills]

Fit: Dear god.

Pac: Richas no! [Richarlyson smacks them] Richas- agh!

Phil: Well done guy– Oh, Richarlyson had enough.

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Phil: Oh, I've got a cat next to me, hello!

Etoiles: [Laughs] Bro has a cat? That's a shame.

Phil: It's not even my cat! It's not even mine, it's my neighbor's cat he just shows up.

Etoiles: Bro has a neighbor what a shame!

Phil: [Laughs]

Etoiles: He's not living alone in the dark, haha!

Phil: Yeah, I've heard about your dungeon Etoiles, from multiple people.

Etoiles: Bro, I'm in a dun– [Laughs]

Phil: The Gamer's Dungeon.

Etoiles: Oh, the people in my chat are saying "IT'S GUS!"

Phil: [Cracking up] It is, actually! Yeah, that's the neighbor's cat. Just showed up and meowed at me for attention.

A certain someone dropped by to say "hello" during Etoiles and Phil's Fruit Mountain match!