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Roier: Oh fck, I have lag. 😰 Oh fck, Jaiden...
Jaiden: Oh no, hang in there! Hang in there, man! [Laughs]
Roier: Ok ok, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here! Aqui estoy, aqui estoy! Aqui estoy, aqui estoy.
Jaiden: Don't worry, I've- I've got– I've got good– taking good care of us! We're- we're alright.
Roier: Ok! [Laughs] Ok, no worries, no worries!
Jaiden: I will protect you! ⚔️
Roier: I- ok– [Laughs] Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
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Jaiden: I heard all the Waypoints also reset–
Roier: Me too– oh fck, I have lag. Oh fck, Jaiden...
Jaiden: Oh no, hang in there! Hang in there, man! [Laughs]
Roier: Ok ok, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here! Aqui estoy, aqui estoy! Aqui estoy, aqui estoy.
Jaiden: Don't worry, I've- I've got– I've got good– taking good care of us! We're- we're alright.
Roier: Ok! [Laughs] Ok, no worries, no worries!
Jaiden: I will protect you!
Roier: I- ok– [Laughs] Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Roier: Yeah, some– Oh! Look, look– um, press tab?
Jaiden:Tab?
Roier: Look at my connection. Tab. You know?
[Roier is at two bars]
Jaiden: OH NO! You're- you're drowning!
Roier: [Laughs] Yes, si, mira– look at this, look at this!
Jaiden: Stay with us, man! [Laughs]
Roier: Two bars, two bars! I'm fcked!
The- the heart monitor is- is fading!
Roier: I'm sorry.
Jaiden: Hopefully it's not too too bad.
Roier: The- the- the old days when I- when I had a good connection... [Sniffs sadly]
Jaiden: Yeah... and then the French came!
Roier: [Laughs] But it's not– it's not the French! It's the server! Quackity, paga servidor, pay the server, Quackity!
#Jaiden Animations#Roier#Jaiden#QSMP#May 31 2023#I miss these two#They were my main POVs for the entire first half of QSMP#This is the day Jaiden showed Roier ''Bobby Fields'' for the first time#Parrotduo#I think#Parrot duo
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Jaiden: People are like– "Oh, how did you become so attached to a Minecraft pixelated Egg? 🤨" and it's like, dude– When you're- when you log on to... and– It's the Tamagotchi effect, you know?
Jaiden: When you log on- on to take care of a little e– a little creature, every day for like, 3 weeks– [Laughs] It does something to you! It does something to you, man!
#Jaiden Animations#QSMP#Jaiden#April 30 2023#Very old clip but one I never got around to posting#Real shame I don't have a more HD version but alas. The original streams are no more and the archived streams aren't HD#I miss Jaiden
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Fit: [Reading chat] Hideduo says: "Ok, my phone's at 4%" How do you let your phone get that low, that's crazy! What have you been doing all day, you been trading stocks?!
Fit: Yeah guys, Hideduo is gone. Their phone's only at 4%, so we've lost them. Hideduo is dead. Figuratively and literally. No, I'm just joking.
Fit: Like I said, hideduo will never die, as long as it's alive in your hearts! These two men pretending to be gay will live forever in your hearts! Don't forget that.
#FitMC#Hideduo#FitPac#QSMP#June 26 2025#Edited#Lightly edited#That is crazy if my phone is anything less than 75% I get concerned#Anyways ✌️#Fit#Posting because mutual asked for a clip#Hideduo isn't dead and neither are the cubitos
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Slimecicle: [Reading chat] Someone just came out as trans? Oh! Congrats on finding yourself, man! That's awesome. Or woman! Sht. Ok– regular like, gender...? Ok, I feel like– Agh, I've already fcked it, I've already fcked it! CONGRATULATIONS!!! Congratulations!
Slimecicle: The gender-neutral– [Stammers] Lady– Oh sht, oh sht, listen– I– [Laughs] Good job! Oh, fck. Oh, sht... Oh no, oh no...
Slimecicle: But seriously, that's- that- that's amazing! That's amazing, you should be very very proud of yourself! 🫶
#Slimecicle#Charlie Slimecicle#June 12 2025#Pride#Long time no post#And now I disappear again#As someone who reflexively uses ''Man'' or ''Dude'' as a friendly term rather than a gendered term I feel this in my soul
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Ironmouse: Left stomach! Left stomach! Left stomach YOU FCKING PUTA COÑO, I SWEAR TO GOD! LEFT STOMACH! LEFT STOMACH! Oh— [Realizes she got a raid from Etoiles] Oh, Etoiles! Etoiles, thank you for the raid! I had fun today, thank you for the raid, I hope you had a fun time, I had fun. Hello everybody! Please forgive me, and what I'm about to say right now—
Ironmouse: YOU FCKING CUNT, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA FCKING KILL YOU— LEFT STOMACH!!!!!
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yeah man?
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foolish: bending my knees makes me faster? no it does. dude i learned bending my knees does help. cause i become more aerodynamic. that's science 101. newton discovered that by the way. you know that? an apple fell on his tree, and then- and then thats when he discovered the aerodynamicicy um funneled with wind currency helps create a faster movement. help thus creating solar energy as we know it
#*Man blinking in astonishment gif*#He certainly has a way with words#The frickin scarf flip on top of it all#Foolish#Fave#Had to listen to this a few times because I was like ''Is he saying nonsense or is my brain just broken rn''#My brain is not broken but after listening to this I think it is now#Q
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Abueloier: [While looking at the Ordo Theoritas logo] Look here, it says "Gordo tetitas, gordo tetitas" [fat tits].
Quackity: [Cracks up] Gordo-
Baghera: It's my name! :D
Quackity: What?
Abueloier: Gordo tetitas!
Quackity: [Cracks up again and starts hitting his desk]
Baghera: Ok! Let's go- to the Nether, guys, together!
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Cellbit: You were the first person I saw when I arrived on this island. In the middle of all that chaos, you were the first one that appeared in the glass, and when I saw your smile, I knew I would not forget it. When I needed somebody, when I was alone, you came. And I want you to know that as long as I’m here you will never be alone.
Roier: Cellbit. I didn’t prepare vows, however… I will speak from the heart. You are... the person I trust most. You are- You are the person I trust most. I love you. I love you with all my heart, and I will always be by your side for anything you need.
Happy 1 year wedding anniversary to the happy couple! In honor of these two, I've re-edited and subtitled the video of their wedding vows, because even one year later, it's still as sweet.
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Roier: Cellbit?
Cellbit: Roier-
Capybara: [Recorded voice] Excellent!
Cellbit: You were the first person I saw when I arrived on this island. In the middle of all that chaos, you were the first one that appeared in the glass, and when I saw your smile, I knew I would not forget it. When I needed somebody, when I was alone, you came. And I want you to know that as long as I’m here you will never be alone.
Roier: Awww
Etoiles: Whoaaa that’s so sweet!
Baghera: Aww….
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Roier: Cellbit. I didn’t prepare vows, however… I will speak from the heart. You are.. the person I trust most. You are- You are the person I trust most. I love you. I love you with all my heart, and I will always be by your side for anything you need.
Padre Peta (Maximus): Wow. And now, with the joy of everyone present, by the power vested in me, ( I ) pronounce you married! You may seal your commitment with a kiss!
Roier and Cellbit: Mwah!
[The crowd cheers]
Cellbit: Yeah!!!
Roier: Yeah!!!!!! Yeah!!!
Vegetta: Bravo, son!
Roier: Thank you, papi!
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Maxo: Where is Roier?
Cellbit: I don't know! He is in Japan– [Laughs] He went to Japan with Missa!
Tina: He's in Japan!
Cellbit: He left, he abandoned me.
Maxo: Confirmed that he doesn't love you? Question mark question mark?
Cellbit: "Question mark" [Laughs] Well, I guess we'll never know!
(VOLUME WARNING! via @ RoierEnglish )
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Phil: I swear to god, the translator is so fcking funny. Baghera: Oh ye- oh no [dissolves into laughter] NOOOOOO TODAY'S AWFUL.
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Jaiden: Fishing is just like– WHOA! Gay fish! 🌈🐟
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Cellbit: Everything is ok again, I'm not a sad gay man, I'm a happy gay man. What is this?
Bad: No, thank you, I appreciate Richarlyson.
Richarlyson: dad is saying how the final plan for the date was making sx
Cellbit: No– IT WAS NOT MAKING SEX! I'm not- I wasn't- I wasn't making–
Richarlyson: [Hits Cellbit repeatedly]
Bad: WHOA– WHAT THE FUDGE! Why would you say that in front of the kids?!
Cellbit: Sorry, sorry. No, 'cuz– he is lying!
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Mona: Hey.
Pac: [Laughs] Hi, it's nice to meet you. How are you?
Mona: I'm good, and you?
Pac: [Trying not to laugh] I'm alright! Sorry, this is the first time I've seen you! I've never seen a cat here – I've seen a dog, but a cat?
Mona: Charmed, I'm Mona. ✨
Pac: Mona? Mona, it's a pleasure to meet you! Wow... What a joy to have you here in my house, Mona! How cool.
Mona: Thanks. My collar is the latest fashion, it's Gucci. 💅
Pac: Oh?
Pac just met a new friend – a queer little cat with a trans flag bandana / collar named Mona!
[ Additional context: 'mona' is Brazilian slang used by gay people, and apparently Mona speaks like a very stereotypical Twitter gay]
#Old clips#Q#Happy Pride to Mona specifically#Mona my beloved... nothing will ever top this fricked up little cat model
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Slimecicle: Ok guys, do you have the 64- you have the stack of diamonds right– oh hey Missa.
Missa: I'm not part of the team, but I just want to tell you guys that I love you guys.
Foolish: FCK YOU!
Phil: Aww, love you too, man, love you too.
Baghera: Aww.
Slimecicle: I love you too, I love you too.
Baghera: You're gonna die.
Foolish: Wait- no! He's trying to coerce us!
Missa: We're all gonna die, SEE YA! SEE– [Missa disconnects]
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Foolish: I'm kinda like the mouth of Phil when he's not around.
Cellbit: Yeah, you have the same accent too.
Foolish: Yeah! Hola- oh wait, fck, he's not-
Slimecicle: Nope, nope, not even close.
Jaiden: You know, Phil loves saying "Hola".
Slimecicle: Yeah, Northern England accent right there.
Cellbit: Yeah, they always say that, those English people, they always say that.
Baghera: They just say "Hola, amigos!" all the time, I don't understand him.
Jaiden: He can't get enough of "hola."
Foolish: Bolas. Bolas.
Carre: [After saying absolutely nothing for 20+ minutes] Bolas and dick.
[They all laugh]
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