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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 15]

Luke: Why are Alex and Mammon sitting with their backs to each other?

MC: They had a fight.

Luke: Then why are they holding hands?

MC: They get sad when they fight.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 14]

Alex, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Mammon: How?

Alex: How what?

Mammon: How could they be worse?

Alex: They couldn’t, I lied.

Mammon:

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 13]

(During the celestial war or smth)

Alex: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Mammon: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Alex: Death is a social construct.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 12]

Alex: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Mammon: Killed without hesitation.

Alex: No.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 11]

Alex: Do you take constructive criticism?

Mammon: I only take cash or credit.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 10]

Luke: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Mammon: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Alex: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 9]

Luke: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Mammon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Alex: Smad.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 8]

Mammon: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Luke: You were flirting with Alex.

Mammon: So what? They're my partner.

Luke: You asked them if they were single.

Mammon:

Luke: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 7]

Alex: Mammon and I don’t use pet names.

Luke: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Alex: Honey?

Mammon: Ya bae?

Alex:

Luke: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 6]

Luke: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Mammon: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Luke: Yes!

Alex: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 5]

Alex:do you ever wanna talk about your emotions luke?

Luke:no?

Mammon:i do!

Alex:i know, mammon.

Mammon:im sad!

Alex and luke: we know, mammon.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 4]

Luke:hey mammon...i need some dateing advice..

Mammon:just because im dateing alex doesn't mean i know how.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 3]

Luke:what does take out mean?

Mamon:Dateing

Alex:Food

MC:Murder

Lucifer:it can mean all three if your not a coward.

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 2]

Luke:Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you lost in your lifetimes!

Mammon:self-esteem! Haven't seen you in years!

Alex:oh wow! My mental stability!

Mc:i knew i lost that potential somehwere!

Lucifer:my moral compass!

Luke:

Luke:i was gonna show you guys my old teddy i found in my bag...are you guys okay???

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Obey me au incorrect quotes [part 1]

Luke: Anyone d-

Mammon: Depressed?

Alex: Drained?

MC: Dumb?

Lucifer: Disliked?

Luke: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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