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Green Ghost + Son

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Guzi and his dad 💚

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((OOC WHOLE POST)) - HUMAN QI RONG HUMAN QI RONG HUMAN QI RONGGGGGGGGGG

So I found out from Kicktor's youtube channel that this human Qi Rong was posted to announce an upcomming tgcf short film!

SO HYPEEE!

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Hey, Guzi! What’s about Lang-ge?

Lang Ying?

To be honest, I'unno what his deal is?

¯\_ (ᵕ—ᴗ—)_/¯

I do my best to be nice to him! I invite him to play with me sometimes! And he... well... uh...

He's not much of an open book. He doesn't do much. He doesn't seem to like cool rocks or really any things I like.

( ・＿・)

He's good at...

Staring contests!! Heh, that's one thing!

He's uh... a good... listener? I mean, I am pretty sure he listens when I tell him stuff? He definitely never interrupts, at least? except that time with the pained moaning, idk if that counts

That's two whole things! That means we're basically friends, right?

so why do I sometimes feel like we're not even the same species

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Hi Guzi! Did you and your dad celebrate the new year together?

恭喜你呀 Happy New Year to you!!!!!

There are certain parts of the new year celebration that my dad prefers to avoid. Ever since the incident with the Queen's remains, he has been very touchy about honoring dead family, and he really doesn't tolerate any red decorations. But we still did some stuff!

This is the one time of year when he actually bothers to have the soup pot cleaned out. Knowing he can't get sick, I suppose it's not really to prevent health hazards, but it's still good to just have a day when things don't smell like... that. I did a lot of scrubbing. Dad cheered me on with a gold flag. Half way through he fell into a fit of laughter for seemingly no reason. I gave him a look, and when he stopped laughing, he said, "See! I always said I'd put you in there, and now my word is good!" :P he can be silly sometimes!

⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝尸~~

Since there was no soup, my dad ate kumquats with me, and we got into a kumquat fight, hehe! (No ghosts or princes were harmed in the making of this mess)

((OOC: Sorry for the late response, mod had been going through it :S /OOC))

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it so happened that the art was finished by the Chinese New Year, let's consider that Qi Rong with his lantern brings you adventures in the new year

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is someone burning incense or is that the soup burning

( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

*Sniffs the air*

*briefly runs off, then walks back in, waving a hand*

"It's fine, it's fine! My dad is just testing his new and improved warming talismans on some goons. He's got a lot of big ideas. It seems like a lot, for a small person like me. But if anyone out there can do all the things he plans to... well--I believe in him!!"

♡ ∩_∩ („• ֊ •„)♡

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He really is trying SO HARD! Things don't always work according to plan for anybody, but knowing someone really has my best interests at heart is a huge deal!

I don’t care that he’s over 800, Qi Rong is the teen mom of all time

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When the series got that one fucked up dad + angel son duo

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Hello Guzi!

Did you have a good Halloween celebration with your dad?

I was a little nervous about it at first, but things turned out really good!

Mostly I was nervous cuz my dad's original plan was to lure kids inside so he could eat them (¬_¬")

Buuuuuut that got derailed pretty quickly. When our first visitor said "Trick or treat!" my dad answered "FUCKING TRICK YA LITTLE BASTARD! FUFUFUFUFUFU!!!" and uh...

(ᵕ—ᴗ—)

He lit their bucket of candy on fire with his ghost powers, and they ran away screaming. Dad thought it was really funny.

When we figured out people were avoiding our house after that, we took to the streets ourselves and got a lot of compliments on our costumes which made dad absolutely preen, and he was too distracted to murder anyone!

Almost. There was one house that gave us full sized Snickers--a couple dressed as Gomez and Morticia Addams. They were complaining about their neighbor, so in the "holiday spirit" my dad decided to "take care of the problem for them" (We had Asshole Neighbors Soup and candy for dinner.)

Still, all told, we had a very nice time! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

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Thank you! (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

We'll trade candy if you got anything good. Also willing to trade bones for candy if you want those.

Happy Halloween to this spooky family! 💚👻🧡

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Dad, I think I found your sock puppet account...

...

i'm gay.

ooookay im still putting you in my bubbling stew..? 💖

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My dad has so many cool powers!

Night-Touring Green Lantern

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They almost fit! Surely next year, I'll be able to wear them for real!!

It’s Guzi’s turn 💚

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A kind and benevolent villager has depicted me with my dad! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

y’all yelled at me for the lack of qi rong in my “emotional support” post so HERE YOU GO

remember me as kind and benevolent

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guzi you do know that if you're a ghost king you have to kill people rigghtttt

Unfortunately, the world is not always a friendly place. I've known for a while now that there are some people out there who deserve to die. Not only that, but they should be killed.

You might not have expected to hear this from me, because I don't want my dad to kill any of YOU... but ...

I actually plan to kill people already, once I have a lot of power. Specifically people who prey on children in their care.

I'm not afraid of dirtying my hands, and I'm not afraid of blood. I'd rather make a few mistakes while trying than let those kinds of bad things continue when I could stop them.

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Dad sure loves his Spa Day  (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)