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BG3 - characters when you click on them too much - sentence starters

"Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities."

"Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- Oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart?"

"Shut up, shut, up, SHUT UP."

"Be very, very quiet - I'm hunting idiots."

"I've got a brand-new torture chamber, so come and play with me."

"I'm trying to focus on murder."

"All the world's my stage and you're just a player in it."

"You made me hide, don't make me come seek you."

"It's like trying to sleep with a mosquito in the room."

"Stop it - that tickles."

"Just go for the Magic Missile and fire away. Never fails."

"Get. Out. Of. My. Head."

"What I would not give for a fresh chunk of honeycomb..."

"Such attention... I never realized I was so popular."

"Are you feeling lonely, perhaps?"

"Most consider it unwise to poke a bear."

"Battle is afoot - you can poke me once we are safe."

"Perhaps try attacking the enemy?"

"Please, I am trying to be stealthy."

"Calm yourself. There is plenty of me to go around."

"Oh, calm down. I am happy to see you too."

"I would poke you back, but I fear that is what you want."

"My, such strong wrists."

"Well, you certainly have the 'omnipresent' part down, don't you?"

"You have my attention - now do something with it."

"What? What do you want!?"

"Do you know, I am beginning to wish they had never brought me back."

"Yes, yes, have your fun. It isn't you they're trying to kill."

"Dry those sweaty palms and let us try this again, shall we?"

"Argh, my knees! Oh. It was a twig."

"Careful, or I will take your toy away from you."

"Don't. Poke. the ______."

"My eye!"

"Not now, I'm being a sneak!"

"I'm getting too old for this nonsense."

"Eyes on the prize - we need to win this!"

"I ought to just burn this whole thing down."

"Must everyone be so exhausting?"

"Is perfection too much to ask?"

"What is the point, if not victory?"

"You are right to fear me."

"ARGH! My eye, _____! They went for my eye!"

"Know that if you poke _____, no higher dimension will keep you safe!"

"Are you perchance a squeaky wheel in need of a kick?"

"I am armed! Armored! And entirely sick of your foolishness."

"I am the night. A pity, then, that it is so light out."

"You had my attention, not you have my fury."

"Stop, or die."

"I wonder how I'll feel when I remember everything."

"Strange. I've had more freedom this past while than my whole life...."

"Have to keep focused. Can't afford to get attached - to anyone."

"Ever get the sense that someone's watching?"

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Bg3 - characters in stealth mode - sentence starters

"Let's keep to the shadows."

"They won't know what bit them."

"Let's have a little fun."

"Let's find some prey."

"Stealth mode: activated."

"Shadows don't suit me."

"You can't see me."

"Get down!"

"They won't spot me now."

"I feel like a rothé in a tea shop."

"Not used to lying low."

"My robes will get dirty."

"Did they see me?"

"There goes my equilibrium."

"An invisibility spell works too, you know."

"My knees are starting to ache."

"I'm a _____, not a cat burglar."

"Such an undignified position to find oneself in."

"I can't see a thing from down here."

"Bad for one's back, this."

"I'm surprised you spotted me."

"This is no fun at all."

"May I be unseen, like nature's smallest creatures."

"I must be as the snake - low and quiet."

"Best not to draw attention."

"Ask, then - but quietly."

"No one hides like a ______."

"Be a dear and look elsewhere, would you?"

"I will hunt from the shadows."

"Wait - you can see me?"

"WHAT? Wait. Shh."

"CRAMP!"

"Let us tread soft and sure as hunting hamsters."

"Remember, _____. Quiet battle cries only."

"The hunter stalks their prey. The hamster naps until the action starts."

"The shadows are my friend."

"Unseen, I shall strike."

"The darkness is my home."

"Cloak and dagger, my favorite."

"None shall see me."

"Calm and quiet, that's the way."

"Better to hide than fight, sometimes."

"Can't attack what can't be seen."

"Not the bravest strategy, I'll admit."

"Come find me, if you dare..."

"No need to fight fair."

"Shush. No, really. Shush."

"They won't see me coming."

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Jacksepticeye - Try Not To Get Anxious Challenge, #1 - sentence starters

1. “Humans aren’t meant to be up that high. That’s why we have two legs on the ground and we’re not f***ing birds!” 

2. “Let’s all get into this together. Let’s feel uncomfortable like a good old proper family.”

3. “That cat’s well aware that it still has nine lives.” 

4. “This is so dangerous. I love it!” 

5. “That looks like the quickest way to getting a hospital visit.” 

6. “I’m not gonna get anxious on this one. I’m just gonna watch this one dead inside.” 

7. “Always with the heights. Why with the heights?” 

8. “Take the picture and go!” 

9. “You do know that those things are the most dangerous things in the water, right?” 

10. “Oh no! That is not what I want to see! That is horrible!”

11. “It’s anxiety juice. Every time I get anxious, I take a sip.” 

12. “At this point, I’m not anxious, I’m frustrated. I’m annoyed.” 

13. “Do not jump off the bus!” 

14. “What is wrong with people!?” 

15. “Maybe I should face my fears. Maybe then I wouldn’t get anxious.” 

16. “The rest of you are getting anxious as well, right? It can’t just be me. Please tell me it’s not just me.” 

17. “______, calm down. I know, I’m just as anxious as you are.” 

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Jacksepticeye plays "Little Nightmares 2" - part 3 - sentence starters

1. "Help me, ___. I've only got tiny little arms and these doors are far too big."

2. "Drink that, it'll be good for you."

3. "Well, if you're not going to drink coffee, I might as well."

4. "That sounds like my stomach after ________."

5. "Stay here and I'll do an x-ray of you."

6. "Oh, these are all coming to life, eventually."

7. "It's giving me the heebies, and I already had the jeebies, so now I've got a full fucking set."

8. "I've never been more scared of a hand in my life."

9. "You want corn? Corn is the life-giver. Corn can solve anything."

10. "This is going to be so much worse than anything that has ever happened to me."

11. "Why is everyone into human taxidermy?!"

12. "I'm just gonna sit here and drink my coffee in peace."

13. "I wanna go home! I am home, but I want to go further into it."

14. "I'm done! I'm done! I can't! I did not take time away from ______ to be attacked like this!"

15. "They like the cheese. They'll accept the cheese. I'm going to give them the cheese instead of me."

16. "Take it. It's yours. For the low, low price of letting me go."

17. "Oh, it must smell like a summer picnic in here."

18. "Those are the parts of the body that you're not supposed to see. They're supposed to stay inside."

19. "I hope ___ is having a good time, 'cause I'm not."

20. "I've been speaking this language for about ____ years now and I still just don't quite have the hang of it."

21. "That was easy. A walk in the park. I wasn't even scared."

22. "This is a baby game for babies."

23. "I thought I was safe under my little table."

24. "I've played a video game or two in my day. I've no proof of it, but I swear it's happened."

25. "This is so bizarre. It's like they're trying to make fake people."

26. "Stop warming your hands over the corpse flames"

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Jacksepticeye plays "Little Nightmares 2" - part 2 - sentence starters

1. "Toilet paper. Pick that up, ___. This is a fuckin' precious commodity in this apocalyptic world that we're in."

2. "The world is so big! All I know is the kitchen!"

3. "Look, ___, I'm on fire. I'm smoking."

4. "Let's steal. I love stealing."

5. "Okay, okay! I'll leave, I'll leave! No need to drop the fuckin' kitchen sink on me."

6. "Run! Don't let them get you!"

7. "Y'all got issues."

8. "It's just like real school. I'm getting bullied."

9. "I'm not going to have to actually play chess or something, am I? Because I - I actually don't know how to play chess."

10. "This is your punishment now. You have to play chess with me."

11. "In case someone chases you, squirt pepper in their eyes."

12. "You kids are out of control! Somebody needs to tell your parents!"

13. "Never have kids."

14. "Why are you covering your face? You've got a beautiful mug."

15. "ewwwwww! It's all gelatinous!"

16. "All of my body is revolting against this."

17. "That's enough. I'm a tiny little person. I don't need more than that."

18. "Well, we survived that, we can survive anything."

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Jacksepticeye plays "Little Nightmares 2" - part 1 - sentence starters

1. "Oh god, it's a bag of nightmares."

2. "Is that a box full of children?"

3. "You can't catch me, I've got the eyes of an eagle and the ears of a fox!"

4. "I don't want to be in that. Love the offer though, but I'm good."

5. "You made me make sounds my body didn't know it could make!"

6. "You got any beers? I would love a beer after the day I've had."

7. "Close that door again. Manners are important."

8. "Look at the size of this boot. I could live in this."

9. "At least I got a nice hat."

10. "No jokes, no jokes! Just go, I'm actually scared!"

11. "I suspect that whoever lives here doesn't like children."

12. "That key was bigger than you. I don't know where you're hiding it."

13. "Why does that sound like someone's twisting someone's head off?"

14. "That's what it's like in _______. You break into someone's farm and they come after you with a shotgun."

15. "If you're doing it, I'm doing it. I shouldn't be, but I'm doing it!"

16. "Gross, it looks like shit! Are we in poo?"

17. "Eat shit! I won't hear again ever in my life - but get fucked!"

18. "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but follow me into the woods and murder maybe?"

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Press Start to Laugh - What if Stanley Talked in the Stanley Parable? - sentence starters

1. “My shrink told me not to listen to the voices in my head. Bad things tend to happen when I do.” 

2. “So I’m just going to do the exact opposite of everything you say. Cool? Cool.” 

3. “You’re snarkier than my other voices.” 

4. “It’s okay, take your time. Not like I’m going anywhere.” 

5. “This is way more walking than I normally do in a day. Or week.” 

6. “All right, follow the yellow paint line. I’m like a very boring Dorothy.” 

7. “For the love of _____, make it stop! I can’t hear myself think!” 

8. “You’re talking to a line. Not sure you’re gonna get the answers you’re looking for.” 

9. “Damn it, ______! Can’t I go five minutes without being reset?!” 

10. “I’m gonna get dizzy. Yep, I’m getting dizzy. I’m gonna throw up.” 

11. “You’ve had your chances, and it ends in a reset.” 

12. “I don’t want to walk through the red door, I want to take the blue door, and you can’t stop me!” 

13. “I did not do enough drugs to make this interesting.” 

14. “Is this one of those ‘You die in the game, you die in real life’ situations? If so, let the dying commence!”

15. “Is this worth it? Do I really want to die just to get out of this living purgatory? Is this a smart idea?” 

16. “Oh, stop guilt tripping me. You’re the one who stuck me in here.” 

17. “Due to past experience, I’m still not sure about dark, ominous rooms.” 

18. “I’ve never been so creeped out by a phone in my life.” 

19. “Starting to regret my life choices…” 

20. “You should know by now I’m stubborn.” 

21. “I lived? I lived. Hahaha! Or did I live? Am I dead? Have I been dead this whole time? These are questions I should have asked a while ago.” 

22. “Stop talking and help me!” 

23. “Oh, I hate this place. I hate it! I HATE IT!”

24. “Oh. This place. Yeah, I’ve been here before. Several restarts ago.” 

25. “You know what, I’m not that mad about it. Seriously, this is like the most boring mind control ever.” 

26. “How about I take this thing over and see what it can do?” 

27. “Just shut up and let me die in peace!” 

28. “I swear, if you explode me again…”  

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stabbing sentence starters

1. “I’m going to stab you now.”

2. “Shut up before I stab you!” 

3. “You’ve been stabbed!” 

4. “If we go in there, we are going to get stabbed.” 

5. “I’ve been stabbed. A little help?”

6. “You stabbed me!” 

7. “I stabbed you once, I’ll do it again.” 

8. “Do you want to get stabbed again?” 

9. “Please don’t stab anyone.” 

10. “I didn’t stab anyone… who didn’t deserve it.” 

11. “I only stabbed you a little bit. Jeez.” 

12. “I promise not to stab anyone.” 

13. “I didn’t stab anyone!” 

14. “I promise not to stab anyone… who doesn’t deserve it.” 

15. “I was only stabbed a little. I’ll walk it off.” 

16. “If you stab me, I swear…” 

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Swimming sentence starters

1. “It’s too cold to go swimming.” 

2. “I’m hot. Let’s go swimming.” 

3. “I can’t swim.” 

4. “What’s the matter? Can’t you swim?” 

5. “I refuse to swim in water where I can’t see the bottom.” 

6. “That water’s freezing! Are you seriously going to swim in that?” 

7. “I’m going for a swim. Care to join me?” 

8. “I’m not a strong swimmer.” 

9. “I haven’t gone swimming in years.” 

10. “That water is filthy. I’m not swimming in that.” 

11. “Wow, you swim like a fish. I had no idea you were so graceful in the water.” 

12. “I love swimming.” 

13. “I hate swimming.” 

14. “Are you sure it’s safe to swim here?” 

15. “I don’t want to swim right now. There’s too many people already in the water.” 

16. “You sank like a rock! Why didn’t you tell me you can’t swim?” 

17. “Swimming at night is dangerous. Who knows what would be in the water with you?” 

18. “Want to go swimming after dark?” 

19. “I love to go swimming in the rain.” 

20. “Are you always this nervous about swimming?” 

21. “Don’t swim so far out this time.” 

22. “Swimming is more tiring than it looks.”  

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4 word sentence starters

1. “I don’t like you.” 

2. “What’s going on here?” 

3. “Buy me a drink?” 

4. “Act serious for once.” 

5. “Have we met before?” 

6. “So, what’s your name?” 

7. “Just don’t look down.” 

8. “Get away from me!” 

9. “You are so stupid.” 

10. “You are so cute.” 

11. “Don’t forget your ___.” 

12. “Don’t get cocky, kid.” 

13. “Did you do this?” 

14. “Did I scare you?” 

15. “Please stop doing that.” 

16. “I love you too.” 

17. “Don’t mess this up.” 

18. “Keep your head down.” 

19. “Can I help you?” 

20. “What do you want?” 

21. “Did I/they hurt you?” 

22. “Don’t look at it.” 

23. “You need to eat.” 

24. “I brought you dinner.” 

25. “I’m at the hospital.” 

26. “It’s not safe here.” 

27. “Can you hear me?” 

28. “It’s so beautiful outside.” 

29. “Stay out of there.” 

30. “May I kiss you?”  

31. “Don’t look at me.” 

32. “Do you need help?” 

33. “What do you need?” 

34. “Who’s cooking dinner tonight?”

35. “You. Me. Movie marathon.” 

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sentence starters

"You seem like a nice ______. Don't make me kill you."

"How am I supposed to sneak food from the kitchen when ______ won't go to bed?"

"Stop traumatizing children!"

"I like pointing out other people's mistakes. Making mistakes myself, not so much."

"I like this rock. It looks like a stale old biscuit."

"I love visiting ______. Reminds me why I don't live here."

"Are you possessed again?"

"I'll only go to sleep if you let me cuddle you."

"You can stop pretending. I know you're not dead."

"If you wanted it, you should have taken it. Snoozers be losers."

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sentence starters

1. “Don’t worry, they’re not dead, just knocked out.”

2. “You seem to have a talent for getting punched.” 

3. “Please never do that again. That was embarrassing.” 

4. “You’re not doing this ‘inconspicuous’ thing very well.” 

5. “No, stop! That only works in movies, you idiot!” 

6. “Can you look any more evil? I can’t believe I ever trusted you.” 

7. “I am filled with an unholy rage and I will murder you all!” 

8. “Why are your feet naked? Go put on some socks or slippers or something! My feet are getting cold!” 

9. “If you fall, I’m going to laugh at you.” 

10. “How are you so badass and yet so cute at the same time?” 

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Overly Sarcastic Productions - sentence starters

1. “Please note: ______ does not condone violence. Or at least not murder. And usually not violence.” 

2. “I’ve been turned into a robot! Send help! My emotions are fading away!” 

3. “What ho, fellow humans. Are you enjoying having skin today?” 

4. “I got it! Just give me an ax and a pot lid, I don’t even needs pants!” 

5. “I keep trying to shoot people in the head, and they keep not getting shot in the head by me, and it’s very frustrating.” 

6. “So are there, like, animals that aren’t bears, or do you just have really bad luck with bears specifically?” 

7. “I’m a sleeve-hater with very high standards, alright? If I’m going to be displaying these deadly weapons, I want to do it in a nice case, you know.” 

8. “Dear _____, eat shit. Signed, ______.” 

9. “It’s a danger noodle! It’s the most dangerous noodle!” 

10. “That was the worst thing I’ve experienced in a long-ass time, and I just got shot in the face seventeen times!” 

11. “Why can I only sprint for two seconds before running out of breath? This is too much like real life.” 

12. “In a post-apocalypse, fashion faux pas are acceptable as long as you have a distinct personal style.” 

13. “All I see is that we got to _____ so much faster because of that. Think of how much time we saved rolling down the hill.” 

14. “Given a choice between boyfriends and the moon, girls pick the moon every time.” 

15. “The 70s called. They want to know if they can borrow some of your stash.” 

16. “Let’s file that under ‘things you should probably never say, ever, just to be safe’.” 

17. “I don’t think we appreciate the sun enough. And I say this as someone who gets sunburns from Hubble pics and people with unusually shiny teeth.” 

18. “No more joking: if you do this, I will hunt you down and slap you.” 

19. “See, stuff like this? It’s why you weren’t invited in the first place.” 

20. “You warned me that you were going to do the voice, and I still wasn’t prepared.” 

21. “Luckily, there is another, much more efficient option: murder.”

22. “I’m sorry, I must have misheard you. I was told there was murdering to be done around here, not arts and crafts.” 

23. “Remind me to never pick a fight with a magpie. Apparently, those little scamps are stronger than they look.” 

24. “Ugh, that was dumb! But not untrue.” 

25. “You’d think people tend to sit still once they die, but sometimes corpses and bones become prolific travelers.” 

26. “I like this one because it has many domes, each somehow dome-ier than the last.” 

27. “And I am way too hopped up on cold meds to have any capacity for new research, self-awareness, or remorse.” 

28. “That is too many horses. Put those back.” 

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Tea sentence starters

1. “Would you like some tea?” 

2. “I’ll make some tea.” 

3. “I don’t drink tea.” 

4. “I didn’t take you for the tea-drinking type.” 

5. “What kind of tea do you like?” 

6. “Drink your tea. It will make you feel better.” 

7. “I’ve never drank tea before.” 

8. “I’m afraid we’re out of tea.” 

9. “I know you wanted coffee, but tea is what we have, so tea is what you get.” 

10. “Since when do you drink tea?” 

11. “How do you like your tea?” 

12. “Drink your tea before it gets cold.” 

13. “No thanks. I think I’ve drunk enough tea for one lifetime.” 

14. “I don’t know what this is, but it’s not tea.” 

15. “Wow, this is really good tea.” 

16. “Do you have any tea?” 

17. “I would kill for a cup of tea right now.” 

18. “What kind of tea is this?” 

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Smiling sentence starters

1. “You look nice when you smile.” 

2. “You look so beautiful when you smile.” 

3. “What are you grinning about?” 

4. “I’m not going to leave you alone until I see you smile.” 

5. “This isn’t a good time to be smiling, ______.” 

6. “Don’t smile right now. You’ve got blood on your teeth. It makes you look like a serial killer.” 

7. “Doesn’t it hurt to smile with your damaged lip?” 

8. “Come on, ______. Smile. This is a happy day.” 

9. “How can you smile at a time like this?” 

10. “Don’t you ever smile?” 

11. “Smile for the camera!” 

12. “You have a beautiful smile.” 

13. “I don’t have a lot of practice with smiling. It doesn’t happen very often, for me.”

14. “Stop grinning like that. You’re freaking people out.” 

15. “Does it hurt your face to smile as much as you do? You never seem to stop.”

16. “I’ll bet I can make you smile.” 

17. “I’ve never seen you smile so big. I take it something good happened?” 

18. “A smile looks good on you. You should wear it more often.” 

19. “I’ve never seen you smile before.” 

20. “I smile all the time. Just not around you.” 

21. “I love spending time with you. You always put a smile on my face.” 

22. “This is a smile. Maybe not a sincere one. But it’s a smile.” 

23. “Stoic contest. First one to smile loses.” 

24. “I don’t think I’ve ever smiled so much in my entire life.” 

25. “Just because you’ve never seen me smile doesn’t mean I don’t do it. I’m just selective about who I share my emotions with.”

26. “I would shift the world, pull the moon down from the sky, if it would put a smile on your face.” 

27. “I can’t smile. Not right now.” 

28. “Do you always smile this much?” 

29. “Stop smiling. This is serious.” 

30. “What have you got to smile about?” 

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Fear sentence starters

1. “Don’t be scared. It’s only me.” 

2. “You’re afraid of ______?” 

3. “What are you so afraid of?” 

4. “Everything you’re afraid of is boring.” 

5. “You are afraid of the weirdest things.” 

6. “There’s nothing to be afraid of.” 

7. “Are you seriously afraid of this harmless thing?” 

8. “If you’re scared, I’ll protect you.” 

9. “Are you afraid of me?” 

10. “You scare me.” 

11. “Try to stay calm. They can smell fear.” 

12. “Nothing bad is going to happen, so stop looking so scared.” 

13. “I’m scared.” 

14. “Are you scared?” 

15. “You’re scared of everything.” 

16. “It’s okay to be afraid.” 

17. “Don’t be afraid. I won’t hurt you.” 

18. “It’s okay to be scared. I’m scared too.” 

19. “Do you always scare this easily?” 

20. “Why are you so scared of me?” 

21. “You don’t scare me.” 

22. “You’re not afraid of me?” 

23. “I can’t believe you’re not scared by all this.” 

24. “I hate being so scared all the time.” 

25. “Fear is good. It means you have self-preservation instincts. Never be ashamed of your fear.”