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Baldur's Gate 3 - sentence starters

"You licked a dead spider. Dead. Spider. You licked it. That is something that happened."

"Stop licking the damn thing!"

"I'm flattered, but I think not. It's not you, you understand, it's me. I have standards."

"I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced, or because this group is full of weirdos!"

"I have something of a feline nature. I do not like getting wet, and I will gladly scratch out your eyes if you annoy me."

"Oh good, puns. Because clowns aren't enough of a horror already."

"Just give the word and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes."

"What in the sweet hells were you thinking, activating that _____? I was right there! Do you have any idea how much that hurt?"

"Breathe deep. That is the true scent of _______ assaulting your nostrils."

"Ah, ah, ah. We ask before we bite."

"Ugh, your blood tastes like bile! What is wrong with you?"

"I love this time of year. The dickheads start popping up wherever you look."

“I had nothing for so long. Nothing. Not even my own body. I will not give it up, now it’s mine again.”

"Honestly, I have no idea what we're doing, or what comes next. But I know that this... this is nice."

"Of course it'll turn me into a monster. What else did I expect?"

“I’ve held more people than I can count - an infinite parade of lovers. But a friend? I can’t think of a single one.”

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Send "Goldilocks" for my muse's reaction to finding your muse asleep in my muse's bed.

Send "Bear" for your muse to discover my muse asleep in your muse's bed.

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Send "bundled up" for my muse to wrap your muse up in a blanket

Send "blanketed" for your muse to wrap my muse up in a blanket

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Send "thunder and lightning" for a starter where our muses are caught out in a thunderstorm.

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Send "gaming" for our muses to play a video game together.

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Send "chef" for my muse to cook food for your muse.

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Markiplier Tries: Korean Candy - sentence starters

1. “I can’t even read half of these labels, so I have no idea what’s in them.” 

2. “So now the room is full of people, all watching me. Not creepy at all.” 

3. “I can’t break anything here. This is my ______’s house. If I break anything here, I will be thrown out into the street, and I will be devoured by wolves.”

4. “They smell… there is a smell.” 

5.  “There’s really nothing amazing about this. It’s just candy.” 

6. “I’ve been calling you ‘______’ this whole time. That’s what you introduced me as. You responded to ‘______’ when I said ‘______’.” 

7. “I can’t trust a word you say.” 

8. “You trust? Me? Oh, that’s so sweet. And naive.”

9.  “How strong are your teeth?” 

10. “All right, please leave, whoever you are.” 

11. “There’s a lot of ______ candy that involve some sort of squoozin’.” 

12. “Unless you’re gonna tell me that your name ain’t _______. Then we’re gonna have a big problem.” 

13. “Why are you dancing your way in?” 

14. “I don’t need to put money here because I know I’m gonna win this one.” 

15. “I’ll let you open that. I get the toy, though.” 

16. “Has your name changed?” 

17. “Alright, so that’s just as bad as it would be in ______.” 

18. “Wait, you can’t just keep saying words and expect that to mean anything.” 

19. “Trash it? Good idea.” 

20. “What are you smiling at over there?” 

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Markiplier - Trying Korean, Russian, and American MREs - sentence starters

1. “No matter where you are in the world, no matter who you are, you need food to survive. That’s just truth.” 

2. “You can’t order a pizza when you’re in the middle of a war zone.” 

3. “I actually don’t know how to do any of this….” 

4. “I love how they shaped it like bread. I mean, it is bread, but I love how they shaped it like a loaf of bread.” 

5. “Here’s the complicated instructions. You get all that? Cool.” 

6. “Let’s frickin’ go for it, ______. I’m not here to pussyfoot around, I’m here to eat.” 

7. “Very squished, but smells delightful.” 

8. “I don’t like how I can smell it through the plastic. That’s probably not a good sign.” 

9. “This is supposed to be ______. Remember that. That is what this is supposed to be.” 

10. “I can’t even come close to reading ______, so I might do this completely wrong.” 

11. “I just realized that I won’t be able to read any of this, so I really don’t know what this says.” 

12. “We have tub of… meat, I think.” 

13. “Once you get past the exoskeleton, that’s a decent cracker.” 

14. “Kind of smushed. Kind of leaking. I don’t know if I trust this one.” 

15. “I’m a professional _____ and I know exactly what I’m doing at all times. So, uh… don’t do this.” 

16. “I’ve been instructed to not eat this, based on research that I am doing it completely wrong.” 

17. “This doesn’t taste like anything. What did I just put in my glass?” 

18. “None of these are a recognizable food, so I don’t know what to trust.” 

19. “If that was the drink mix, what the hell did I put in that last cup of water?” 

20. “You don’t tell a soul about this, okay? I’m going to put a doily on here. I’m going to put a doily on here, no one’s ever going to know about it, okay?” 

21. “These are the worst spoons of the bunch! These spoons are awful!” 

22. “When in doubt, add heat, right?” 

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Markiplier plays “Carrion” - sentence starters

1. “Anybody noticing this? Anybody noticing what’s happening here?” 

2. “Where do I go, what do I do, what do I do, where do I go? Oh god, I’m so scared!” 

3. “I’ve never been on this side of the whole equation before.” 

4. “I’m coming for you! You should be scared.” 

5. “Man, I sure do goosh a lot of blood.” 

6. “I feel a sense of power growing inside of me. Unyielding. Unstoppable.” 

7. “I feel unstoppable. A squirming, wriggling mass of flesh and power!” 

8. “I think they’ve grown wise to my tactics.” 

9. “They’re too smart for this. They’re the clever ones, that’s why they’re still alive.” 

10. “Why didn’t you come to the party?! The ice-cream cake melted!” 

11. “That’s gonna be tough to scrub out.” 

12. “Ignore all the blood flowing down from the ceiling.” 

13. “Don’t open the door. I’m not ready. The party’s not ready.” 

14. “Ignore that sound. It was nothin’.” 

15. “Something’s above you. Something’s above you that wants to say hi.” 

16. “That was mean. I mean, I’m gonna eat ‘em anyway, so I guess it’s all horrible.” 

17. “I’m a pancake.” 

18. “Was that a good idea or a bad idea? What did I just do?” 

19. “Okay, well, being human is kind of fun, I guess.” 

20. “How devious. How dastardly. I love it.”

21. “I like you. I’m gonna leave you alone.” 

22. “No one asked me to kill anybody. I just did it anyway.” 

23. “Ow! What the hell? You suck!” 

24. “You need to stop screaming. Right now.” 

25. “You keep screaming like that and I might get… upset. I might do something I might… regret.” 

26. “Hey, don’t worry. If you don’t attack me, I don’t want to attack you. That’s the deal.” 

27. “Sorry. Didn’t know that would blow up like that.” 

28. “They sure did design a lot of things in this facility to keep me out.” 

29. “Mum’s the word when it comes to whatever that is. If I said anything, I would be so disappointed in myself.” 

30. “Everybody jump down! Apparently it’s okay!” 

31. “I wonder how it all connects? I wonder what it all means? It’s all so confusing.” 

32. “I’m not going to let them go to waste. Just because they made that mistake does not mean that I need to go hungry.” 

33. “You kinda stink, buddy.” 

34. “Did you know your buddy kind of stinks?” 

35. “That’s quite a reset switch! Very inconvenient for even humans to deal with!” 

36. “You left me alive. That was your first mistake. You’re second was coming in to work today.” 

37. “I need to poop!” 

38. “I’m so cute. Look at me. Look at how cute I am.” 

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Press Start to Laugh - What if The Knight Talked in Hollow Knight? - sentence starters

1. “Hey, I don’t witness nothin’. You live longer that way.” 

2. “I hope that wasn’t an antique or important or anything, because I don’t have the money to pay for a replacement.” 

3. “My memory should be fine. Maybe. I think.” 

4. “If I had any memories before, they’re gone now.” 

5. “That thing’s definitely gonna eat somebody.” 

6. “You know, I’m starting to hope I’m not killing townspeople by accident.” 

7. “It’s the nose, isn’t it? Chicks dig the nose.” 

8. “That was it? You need to work on your traps. That was embrassing.” 

9. “Aw, you’re adorable. I almost feel bad for kicking your ass.” 

10. “Okay, you’re getting smarter. Sorry for calling you dumb earlier. My bad.”

11. “You have got some nasty phlem going on there. If you weren’t about to die I’d say get that checked.”

12. “One of these is eventually going to give me a gumball.” 

13. “Psst. Your disguise isn’t really fooling anyone.” 

14. “’Stalking’ is a strong word. I just so happened to be in the same place at the same time.” 

15. “You know, I really wish things of immense power would stop knocking me unconscious.” 

16. “Why is nothing friendly in this stupid place?!” 

17. “I’m not comfortable with the way you called me ‘sweet’. You’re not going to eat me, right?” 

18. “I feel funny, like I’m incomplete. Odd.” 

19. “Holy crap, I remember. I remember! HOLY CRAP, I DIED! OH GOD!”

20. “Well, I didn’t expect to die, so we’re both a bit surprised.” 

21. “This rain is just like my soul. Wet, soggy, and probably acidic.” 

22. “Congratulations. You’ve ensured that the worst place ever will now never die. Good job!”

23. “My knees and that glass have something in common. They’re both shattered.” 

24. “Oh. Thank… you…. Yeah, I’m not eating this.” 

25. “Oh, that was probably expensive. My bad.” 

26. “The poo has gained sentience and it’s gonna eat us as revenge!” 

27. “Come on, _____! I thought we’d evolved past flinging feces!” 

28. “I desperately need a bath.” 

29. “No amount of bathing will take away the horror of what I’ve just seen.” 

30. “I appear to have walked into a very polite and well-mannered trap.” 

31. “Why don’t you go back to your nap or tending your lawn, old _____? I’ll bet there are whippersnappers on it right now.” 

32. “I am somehow simultaniously honored and creeped out.” 

33. “I am adorably deadly. But bring up my stature again and I’m lopping you off at the ankles so you know what it feels like.” 

34. “Yeah, maybe don’t lead with ‘We are friends’. Makes you seem suspicious.” 

35. “Why does killing things always end up hurting me?” 

36. “Oh, okay, we’re fighting now. Sure, I’ll kick your ass again.” 

37. “Do you know how bad you are at fighting? Or are you just so good in your head that denial has a new first name and it’s ______.” 

38. “What the hell happened to this place? It’s looking a bit… squishy.” 

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Send “odd place for a mermaid” for a starter where my muse is a merperson trapped in a public pool.

Send “pooled” for your muse to be the merperson. 

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immortal sentence starters

1. “I’ve been around for a long, long, long, long, long time. I know what I’m talking about.” 

2. “Stop doing that! You know you can’t kill me, so stop trying!” 

3. “I can’t die. Believe me, I’ve had plenty of chances to test it.” 

4. “So what’s it like, being immortal?” 

5. “Being immortal is not as fun as it sounds. Kind of sucks, actually.” 

6. “Have you always been immortal, or was it something that happened to you?” 

7. “One day, you’ll grow old and die, and I’ll still be… like this. It’s how it always goes.”

8. “Being immortal’s not so bad. I have all the time in the world to do whatever I want.” 

9. “Hey, since you’ve been around so long, can you help me with my history assignment?” 

10. “Just because I can’t die doesn’t mean I can’t feel pain!” 

11. “No matter how long I live, people still manage to surprise me.” 

12. “You know I’m going to outlive you by a long time. Are you okay with that?” 

13. “You know you’re going to outlive me by a long time. Are you okay with that?” 

14. “I’ve lived a long time, and I’ll live a long time yet. I’m in no hurry.” 

15. “I haven’t become bored with immortality yet. There’s always something new to experience.” 

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Send “A mile in my shoes” for a body-swap RP.

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Send "bottled up" for a starter where my muse is a tiny person inside a glass bottle.

Send "in a bottle" for your muse to be the tiny person inside a bottle.

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Send “helpless” for your muse to find mine hurt and scared.

Send “need help” for my muse to find your muse hurt and scared. 

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Send “Do you know what time it is?” for my muse to knock on your muse’s door in the middle of the night.

Send “nighttime visitor” for your muse to knock on my muse’s door in the middle of the night. 

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Send “arrow catch” for my muse to grab an arrow right out of the air.