I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".
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dont you dare lay a finger on pronoun.
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ah yes the two genders
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In the land of gods and monsters I was an angel living in the garden of evil
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kofi request: “I would like sniper tf2 trying to load his sniper rifle but finding that instead of bullets, he has the tiniest amongi in his ammo spot, thank you”
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Power class when you run the kritzkrieg
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I normally don’t pay any attention to youtubers doing stupid stuff but that guy who went bankrupt because he commissioned an elaborate animated music video of him having sex with a hazbin hotel character . That’s something all right
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this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone
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No need to pray
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Me every second of every day
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FUCK YOU
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green lightning just shot out my fone
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