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this is for all the people who enjoy simply looking at pigeons doing their thing

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Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

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in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

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+ this problem goes both ways,,

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yeah babe you look like a vampire yes you look undead i promise love can we go now

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Stop everything the full barbie move trailer just dropped

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Caption: [ (laughing) I don’t have unrealistic expectations. All I’m trying to say, is when will a gorgeous couple who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me to their formerly beautiful mansion now in a state of disrepair? And serve a lavish meal that they barely pick at while they sip on dry red wine? And then trade compliments with me borderline salaciously. And then it starts to rain and one of them goes, “It’s getting very late. You really must stay for the night”. And I do! Stay for the night. And if the implication isn’t clear, I then- I then get railed.]

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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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got summoned for yuri duty

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got summoned for yuri duty

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its out of touch thursday

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fem fantasy bkdk

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