All I’m saying is, if Five didn’t want his family to try to protect him like a little baby boy, maybe he shouldn’t have shown up looking like a little baby boy
oh to be the 6′7″ cousin of probably the 4 richest siblings in the world getting employed at their global media company where i meet one of my cousin’s deeply closeted husband who also happens to be my boss and who becomes irreversibly obsessed with me to the point of getting us both involved in a criminal conspiracy and occasionally manipulating me into destroying sensitive documents and evidence of corporate crimes while simultaneously saving me from extreme poverty and introducing me to a high-end luxury lifestyle
my one wish for succession s3 is for stewy to get an evil wall street boyfriend and bonus points if he just so happens to be a kendall lookalike and everyone else including kendall notices
fucking when. they go to see the pierce family who is the liberal and “less bad” version of them. and they’re all getting their third phds at brown and living out of this rustic lodge-looking place and they talk about veracity and honor. and the Mexican help is still in the background. serving drinks. wearing uniforms. I simply. must. lose. MY. MIND.