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A couple years down the line, Jack was invited to the Bittle 4th of July party as Bitty’s official boyfriend. Though Suzanne, Coach, Moomaw and Bitty’s favorite cousins were pretty chill about it, there was still some muttering and misplaced comments. Like during the friendly competitions.
‘Alright,’ called Coach to the line of participants, ‘this race is a simple one, from here to the tree on the other side of the field- But you gotta be carrying your partner.’
The men got ready- picking wives and girlfriends in their arms, backs and shoulders. One of Bitty’s less pleasant uncles snickered his way:
‘You gonna let your man carry you, Dicky?’
Bitty, without blinking, squatted and grabbed Jack in a practised fireman carry. His uncles and cousins stared at him- he was half their size and lifting more than 200 lbs of NHL player.
Jack was smug for the whole evening.
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always fascinated by which things people assume are unique to their culture and which they assume are universal. listening to an australian podcast right now and they are very confident that nobody will understand that 'cozzie' is short for 'swimming costume' and explain it every time it comes up, but they give zero information about swooping season because surely everyone gets attacked by birds for like a month a year
#cryptid factor recently were very skeptical of someone saying they know what a moose looks like they k#and I was baffled because doesn’t everyone know what a moose looks like?#and then through maybe that’s only a US Alaska/Pacific Northwest person like me?#I am the center of the universe inside my head apparently
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I just love it when in star trek spock is not actively talking/participating in the moment but they just put him in screen just to serve face and vulcunt

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Nothing could be dryer than a jolly caucus race.
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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Beauty and the Beast story where the Beast loves being a beast because being a beast fucking rules but he is still honour-bound to seek an end to the curse and give up his ideal form by finding someone who loves him anyway in order to uncurse his staff who didn't ask to be turned into various household implements
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I was getting a little scared that I was gonna let you leave here without us having done that. So, thank you for making that happen for us.
@pscentral event 39: pride -> favourite first kiss
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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