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exactly that. it’ll be another art installation which the main one. our whole piece will have layers that the common mind can’t even comprehend. when you put it like that, everything checks out since that’s how i’d describe you completely. you can get as much sweet talk as you want, baby. i’ve got enough of that for you to last a lifetime. so genuinely curious what you could possibly do to get me to seriously say calm down. besides, it’d be pretty hypocritical anyways considering the fact that i’m the furthest thing from filtered. would making you wait until the cruise to find out be absolute torture for you or should i be nice and show it sooner than that? i’d expect nothing less and actually encouraging you taking advantage.

so basically, it’s gonna be a ping pong match of deflecting praise until people are dizzy, and we just stand there smirking like it’s scripted. honestly, emmy-worthy. and fine, maybe i will believe the “love letter” theory—it makes me sound mysterious and romantic in a “chaos gremlin” kind of way. plus, if it gets me more of this sweet talk from you, i’m all in. you don’t have to worry about me filtering myself—if anything, you’re gonna have to start telling me to calm down. and yeah, i’ll take your word on the “no need to be scared” part… but you’ve got me curious now, so good luck keeping me patient. and you’re right—i would be lost. fully wandering into walls without you. but since you’re not going anywhere, i’ll just keep milking that for all it’s worth.

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totally for flipping the universe off and making this happen since it’s long overdue anyways. only fair to up the chaos, too, in order to make up for lost time. it absolutely does but thank god for it. i can’t imagine cruises being half as fun if there wasn’t any alcohol. night two’s all yours then and i’ve done a little searching and i’m already anticipating the theme being getting lost so if you see me one night chilling on a poolside chair or somewhere else, i’m all good. there will just be too many drinks in me to be able to navigate a thing.

i'm starting to think so. clearly the universe does not want us to meet so there's only one solution: get together and see what kind of chaos follows. booze on a cruise sounds like a hilariously bad idea on the cruise's part but i'm all for it. how about on night two? gives me time to map out the bar since that place is fucking massive. i mean, have you seen everything it has to offer? wild.

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so deep but so true. i couldn’t make one to save my life so the last thing i’m going to do is put the pressure on someone else. make whatever and i’ll wear the fuck out of it have you made a good amount of flower crowns before? i’ll need mine to be different from the rest at least then. that’s all i’ll ask for. the cat’s essential in that universe. basically, every stereotype i don’t hit in this world i’ll make sure i’m loud and proud about in the other one for you. right up there on the top of mine, too.

as long as you're right where you need to be and it feels right to you then that's all that matters. look, i'm all for making you a crown but only if you keep your expectations incredibly low. best i can do is tie some flowers together like all the girlies in grade school did during break, which may or may not be something i saw on television once and have run with ever since. went to an all boys school so clearly i don't know shit. stand at a farmer's market sounds about right. selling fresh fruit in the morning, going home to our adopted cat named mittens in the evening. perfect life. oh, it's happening. putting it right at the top of my to do list.

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that’s iconic. once they pick up on something like that, they never forget it. and wait, hold up - i heard something about a fifth harmony tease?

it did, i kept the sign because damn how can i not. i mean i don't know sometimes i can be a bit dominate so i think they might've picked up on it. it's just a space where i connect with my fans and supporters.

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okay, that’s not the worst name in the world but still. other middle names could have worked. this is just a cry for attention truly. do you miss her actually? or is it kind of like that nostalgic thing where you actually just miss the memories that she happens to be involved in? thank you and yeah, tour’s coming in less than a month.

don't get me wrong though she has picked a cute name Ocean Jade but it is a bit weird she used jade as t' middle name isn't it? I do miss her but too much happened in-between like reaching out is a two way factor ye' know? have ye' not? at least you'll have 'em talking? even if it's something else - can I say though your new music!! such fuckin bops, please tell me there is going t' be a tour?

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whatever beach you choose is probably going to change its slogan to “tom holland said this place sounded perfect.” it’ll be a tourist trap just for that but you’ll get in before the hype. those ig hotspots can be overrated anyways. came in with a sleeper hit so i’ll take the crown for best recommendation. you can live that life for me on the beach while i do just that. anything to power through touring. you’re a real one for that. i know deep down you aren’t going to disappoint with the picks, too.

A beach in North Carolina actually sounds perfect, to be honest. I'm all for skipping the super Instagram hotspot type places. I'd much rather sit somewhere quiet with a book and a pint and not have to elbow my way through crowds just to get a view. Low-key sounds right up my street. And hey, you're underselling yourself! That's a solid recommendation, even if your current escape plan is just chain-smoking through tour life. Don't worry, I'll test out a few spots and report back so you've got a shortlist ready when you're free again. We'll sort you out with something that doesn't just involve nicotine and hotel rooms.

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you get it. even showing that there’s always the rare time when it’s not all men. i think the song itself can be secondary. we can just announce the collab and let the world break slightly. maybe they’ll even come up with a wishlist and that’ll be some inspiration for us. let’s have some drinks during the cruise and start prepping to tear shit up.

Even though I know you don't make music for men, which you shouldn't because, let's face it, we men suck. I can't get enough of what you put out and want to work with you at some point. It would be a dream come true to get to work with you. I don't know what kind of song we could put out together, but I'm sure we could come up with something that would blow people's fucking minds. @rrrrrps

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let's make this vision into reality then, babe. we'll mix the sexy with some chaos and shit, it might be the song of a whole year and then some. whenever you want to mess around and try to get this going, i'm in.

One of the hottest babes I know! I had this vision once of us doing a collab song and it was song of the summer. Instant hit and we also had this like sexy girl energy in the music video and I'd like to think it was telling me something.

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and i know that's facts. you're doing just that. it's going. you know how it is. i think everything's pretty locked down but there's still enough time to change my mind about a hundred more times. nothing better than that. i know it has to be making your fans want more so any plans on getting back out on the road soon?

thank you so much! you know me just trying to change the world, one good deed at a time. how's tour prep going for you though? the shows were great, always love performing for the fans and day ones. oh you know it! it's vegas, i'm going to indulge.

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and i'd be on the other directing everything right back to you. it'll be like a scene right out of everyone's favorite show. love letters? there goes that mind of yours again. if you want to believe that, who am i to burst your perfectly crafted bubble? i don't hate doing all the work in this instance, especially if it's paired with all this sweet talking. i wasn't expecting you to say that but it might be making my whole day knowing all that. never stop with that unfiltered side - please and thank you. scared? no, there's no need for that, baby. it'll be all good and definitely worth the wait. that weak feeling shit can be a bitch. i guess it works for some but others it makes for some creative inspo. oh, you'd literally be lost. i know that's a fact but thankfully, you never have to worry about that.

oh, i can already see it—me in the corner with a glass of wine, accepting praise i absolutely don’t deserve while pointing dramatically at you like “no, no, she’s the genius.” meanwhile, mona lisa’s rolling in her frame. and wow, so all those “you’re annoying” comments were actually love letters in disguise? guess i’m swooning now. and yeah, apparently i do need you to do the work for me—chaos flows, but the gold chaos needs the right spark. you are the exception, though. which means you get all-access to the unfiltered me while everyone else just gets the highlight reel. and i’m telling you now, i’m ready to see what your “just you wait and see” looks like… because i’m slightly scared, but mostly excited. glad you understand me, i never want to live a life where i'm weak for someone, thank you very much. and thank you, you're truly the best, i don't know what i'd do without your ass.

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alright, it's that time again for me to tell you that i'm missing you a little bit. work has been a little crazy, and i haven't had time to do anything, and it sucks, so make me feel better and tell me you've been missing me a little too at least, okay? @rrrrrps

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reneé: okaaaay, so monday i'm coming through with some drinks and food. it's done. i'm not even sure what cocomelon actually is but i know some parents lowkey like their kids' shows. is that you? be honest 🤣🤣 reneé: got that rare toxic kind of relationship that we love to see. remember those deep breaths, babe. it is overwhelming for sure but there's way worse ways to lose a little control. but then again i know this all easier said than done. reneé: that's probably just like some immediate caution on her side. be there but not in an overwhelming sense. just in one that she knows you're not going to ghost again. maybe then the walls will come down a little. reneé: you keep this up and i'm going to be hitting you up for ego boosts all that damn time. but thank you, babe. i'll send that word for word to whoever i'm talking to so they know what's up too.

BRIANNE: Are you?? Please, come over, babe. I’ll be free from the peach starting next Monday, so that gives us more options and more TV programs to choose from. Unless you’re big on Cocomelon. 🤣

BRIANNE: LMAO. It really fucking is tho but it’s too good to leave behind. 😌 And yup, it always takes me somewhere unexpected. And yeah, I feel like it is, but I hate feeling like that, it’s way too overwhelming. And the control freak in me is not liking it. 🤪

BRIANNE: Honestly, I have no idea. She’s been pretty closed off, so I can’t really tell. But like you said, I opened the door. I can’t force her to let me in. That’s on her, and I’ll accept whatever she chooses to do.

BRIANNE: LMAO, bless. And I know, love you for that. But don’t forget you’re stupid hot, ridiculously smart, and honestly? Anyone who crosses paths with you should be sending thank-you notes to the universe.

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you're so welcome. i'm here to serve in that specific way exactly. i'd say if it's between me and her, the crown goes to her completely. i'm not quite doing it like that but i'm right where i need to be anyways. i'll take a custom crown from you though any day. truly thriving. i bet we own like a little flower shop or have a stand at a farmer's market or some shit. i keep forgetting about this cruise, oh my god. shame me for that but yes, please. let's make it happen then.

actually the highlight of my life hearing you confirm that so thank you. i think so? only other person that comes to mind is chappell roan but i don't really listen to her stuff so i've decided the title goes to you. congrats, queen! bet we're the cutest lesbian soulmates in another life. getting all emo just thinking about it. how about we toast to the other version of us on this upcoming cruise? my treat.

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reneé: ty ty. very proud to get that nod even if it's not your usual sound. what do you usually listen to? reneé: jbvkanca have i? jesus, ngl every process feels like it takes 10 years. this last one was a big one so we'll see if the streak continues. reneé: okay, i actually know manchester united. there's a few teams that it's like impossible not to know about just for their brand. that also might be the team my brother's into but don't hold me to that.

mason: your album is good! not my usual go to music genre, but i might be able to be twisted a little. mason: i've seen that since 2022 you've dropped an album every year. talk about hard working in that studio. mason: lool, no worries all good. you don't need to know too much about football and it's honestly pretty easy to understand the concept. i play in england, manchester and i play for a team called manchester united.

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that's the damn truth. tina fey basically said the exact same thing. can't front - that would literally be the award i'm most proud of. fuck that future grammy or whatever. give me the petty award any day. damn, that's crazy. but i guess that's the same really in any sport. if you get hurt or whatever, that's it. in this case, it's just the car getting hurt and nothing more serious hopefully. it'll pop like hell in the middle of all that silver. no wait, the whole 'high school with horsepower would eat as a tagline to a reality show. that's wild that it's like that though because it literally doesn't need to be. people are just doing too much which is the case everywhere always but still. tiktoks have been my guide to dumbing down so much shit happening because people really go in with the explanations. i'm sure this is not going to be an exception. the drama absolutely got me but i think the rest might keep me if you're lucky. only time will tell. ohh, i'm so torn but i'm also all about the lore so hit me with the best one and then i can go diving.

not even acting — exactly. they cast you because the role was basically autobiographical. honestly, you deserve the international awards and a little statue for “services to pettiness.” and yes — you’re right. if the car is too damaged after stalling, no redo. no backup cars either. once that one’s done, so is your race. brutal, i know. it makes every little mistake feel like the end of the world in the moment. pink and glittery trophy locked in — i’ll make space on the shelf between the boring silver ones. yours will be the one that gets all the attention. and exactly — it really is like high school with horsepower. the rivalries, the subtweets (but with radios), the alliances that change every five minutes. you’ll love the tiktok rabbit holes, trust me. they’ve probably explained the drama better than the teams ever could. classified info list will be delivered discreetly — i know you’ll wield that power responsibly… or at least entertainingly. and you’re right, i’m tied to this now. the merch, the gossip, the unbearable flexing — it’s all happening. i have to admit, i kind of like the idea that you’re getting pulled into the chaos because of me. if the drama is the bait, then i’m happy to reel you in with the rest. do you want me to give you the perfect starter drama arc to dive into on tiktok, or do you want to stumble into it raw for the full chaos effect?

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thank you, babe. no, no - you just say the word. come whenever you want and can. they'll always be a ticket waiting for you, especially if you're throwing out the groupie possibilities.

Your album everything. I'll come to any show, just tell me where and when. I might just be groupie even because, wow! I just can't get enough of you!