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fucking love reddit this guys just casually like i was stalked by a fuckoff huge three legged crocodile for weeks so i beat the shit out of him and then he got taken to zoo jail

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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

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The more empathetic and kind men I meet, actually, the MORE I hate bad men. It’s like I’ve seen it proven you don’t have to act this way — I know for a fact that it’s not coded into your biology to disrespect women or be aggressive or be emotionally stunted — you’re literally just a shithead.

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bro looks mad✌️

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I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

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:/

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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what if this part of her won

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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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imagine Zoey using her computer with her mouse that glows and changes between multiple colors

Rumi's beside her watching, and unconsciously she copies the mouse and glows in-sync to it

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people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

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I love her so much, I wish socially awkward people were real

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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Contributing to more demon Rumi appreciation

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welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning