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Jason: Uh, I think I got your lunch.
*Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you, love, Bruce’*
Dick: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me.
*Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, be good.’*
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Remus sends vaguely sexual pics to James, like a pic of his underwear on the bathroom floor and a pic of him laying in bed shirtless but it's like only the tops of his shoulders showing???
(James, desperately in love with Remus, responds to these in a similar manner to a Victorian man seeing a woman's ankle)
Remus one day then sends a video of him jerking off and moaning James' name before going back to the barely counting as sexual pics.
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"If we work together, you don't have to be." (Incredibles reference)
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No thoughts just Harvey acting like Mike's sugar daddy
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Eight-year-old Harry: Reggie, is Pa your boyfriend?
Regulus: No.
Eight-year-old Harry: Then why are you always staring at him?
Regulus: Because...adult stuff?
Eight-year-old Harry: Well, do you want him to be your boyfriend?
Regulus: y-yeah
Eight-year-old Harry: (walks over to James and whispers something into his ear)
James: (starts blushing)
James: Uh, hi Regulus. Um, Harry says that you want me to be your boyfriend?
Harry: Pa and Reggie, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Remus and Sirius spying on them: Yes Harry, go!
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Newt: are you flirting with me?
Thomas: i’m trying
Thomas: i have no idea what i’m doing
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Thomas: it’s been literally 5 days since we met
Newt: i would die for you
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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*
Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Alastor: *Falls over*
Lucifer: The poison is kicking in
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Lucifer trying Alastor's food for the first time:
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Lucifer: You didn't poison this.... right?
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Alastor: Of course not~ I would never tamper with my mother's recipe!
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Lucifer: .... hmmm... alright. I gotta warn you Al... I'm picky so don't get mad at me if I don't like it.
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Alastor: You're going to absolutely love it! I guarantee it~
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Lucifer: *eats a spoonful* ...
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Alastor: .... well?
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Lucifer *turning to face Alastor*: Take off your clothes.
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Alastor: ... Do what now?
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Lucifer: hey can I kiss you
Alastor: well, yes, of course, but you might need a stepping stool. Or you could shape shift yourself taller, or punch me and kiss me when I kneel over. You could simply ask me to bend down as well.
Lucifer:
Alastor: you ment can as in may didn't you
Lucifer: yes. And I plan to scale you like a fucking tree, thanks
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Every time harvey says “i miss working with you” to Mike what he actually means is “i love you i cant believe i let you get away” Btw! I dont make the rules
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This is one of the sexiest clips in the entire show idgaf the way Mike leans in and Harvey leans back is sooooo
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Marvey becomes so much more tragic when you also believe that Trevor/Mike were a thing when they were younger bc it plays even more into Harveys hatred and jealousy of Trevor and possessiveness of Mike
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harvey finding out mike used to have threesomes with jenny and trevor and fucking him 2x harder reminding him who he belongs to now
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james "always hides his feelings" potter and remus "sees right through him" lupin
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