rubiatinctorum
i laugh until my head comes off
_(:3｣∠)_ Same as it ever was. Now with 30% more air in the bag. Vintage 8-track tapeworm. 24. she/her. bi. melancholic. (if u know my real name.... no u don't here for this blog!!!! i'm trying to keep this kinda separate a little bit)
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just in case no one has reminded you recently: disaster probability is a moving target, the reason you're more likely to be killed by a tipped vending machine than a bolt of lightning is that you're unlikely to properly understand how little force it takes to knock one over, and dont make a habit of standing in thunderstorms on a tree-less hill holding golf equipment. change one of those two things and you might be supprised by the way the relative "danger" changes
#*nodding thoughtfully* so i'm NOT more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than a shark#<- has not ever been anywhere where coconuts grow. know where i have been? the fucking ocean
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Perfect grammar is like perfect special effects. If you do everything right, no-one even notices or registers it at all. People only notice when it's bad, because it distracts them and brings them out of the story. Your goal is to do it so perfectly that no-one notices that you did anything at all.
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things
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I drew this on my phone also, but now I have a stylus.
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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blueberry studies aplenty today 🫐💕✨ all 5x7” on bristol with acrylic gouache.
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girl I hope ur okay. I hope ur frolicking under the spring sun despite it all
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SHE HAS RED IN HER HAIR NOW I'LL NEVER RECOVER
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jeez, found out yet another person i went to school with had a baby. i really am at that age where everything's a baby or engagement announcement from people i haven't seen since high school and somehow still have on facebook.
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Viscose has a drape like it’s melancholic. Idk how to explain it but she hangs from a shoulder or the waistband of a skirt like she has low self-confidence.
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