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I’m drawing all the historical eras based on the order my Patrons voted for and this time they voted to ruin my life?!

Aziraphale's ANTIQUATED FRIPPERY™️ (shoutout to @mielpetite ) and Crowley's cursed goatee plus Rapunzel-on-a-red-bull-binge locks of doom murdered my brain cells first and then my drawing hand!

They are both posted from the afterlife!

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Strap in, besties: It’s ✨GAY CHRISTMAS✨ (Pride Month > Santa, fight me!)

YOUR JUNE MISSION (SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT):

🌈 Go forth and manifest maximum gay (glitter-bombing capitalism, adopting 17 new pronouns, or just existing as your feral gender cryptid self. Options are truly endless)

🌈 Annoy bigots? Obviously!

🌈 Drown TERFs in their own salty tears? SLAY, BESTIE, SLAY!

BUT ALSO: Protect your peace and sanity at all costs! Hydrate, nap, mute the haters and remember: block button = holy water for trolls!

Go be unhingedly fabulous and stay safe!

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A patron requested an April showers scene where:

☔ Aziraphale is serving Broadway main character vibes, belting “Singin’ in the Rain” like the stroll is his personal Glee audition.

☔ Crowley is mortified/simultaneously in love/soaked rat combo trapped under an umbrella.

They ask, I deliver and you all have to deal with it!

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This one’s been rotting in my dusty Patreon vault since the Before Times (aka 1 year ago 💀), but in some delulu fanfic wormhole, THIS is how Good Omens 2 ended.

(Why? Because “Chinwag” calls for taking things literally)

(Also Metatron: “It’s just you and me, Aziraphale!” BABE HIS DEMON HUBBY IS RIGHT THERE???)

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I’ve been wanting to do an Ineffable Card with the legendary chest touch for a while now and I finally have the perfect phrase for it!

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OKAY BESTIES, BUCKLE UP!

The first chapter of my S3 comic “Of Transformation And Liberation” (OTAL) is here to SLAY, and you can snag the PDF on my Patreon!

Still emotionally recovering from S2? This is your official sign to keep the trauma train rolling! For the low-low price of a Starbucks order (but way more fulfilling), drop $12 and get 77 PAGES of drama, trauma and Second Coming.

AND DON’T WORRY—I’m already cranking out Chapter 2 like a sleep-deprived gremlin. Weekly pages are dropping on Patreon *chef’s kiss*, so if you get hooked (no shame), I gotchu fam.

PSA FOR APPLE USERS: If you buy the PDF through the Patreon iOS app, Apple will tax you like it’s a Gucci belt. DON’T LET THEM FLEECE YOU and make your purchase using a web browser or the Android app

Go forth and stan responsibly!

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One of my Patreons had the absolute cutest idea for a human AU where these two disaster babes get set up on a blind date, and… I took it and RAN with the intention of never coming back! It hit so hard.

Like, technically, it’s still very on-brand. Aziraphale still owns a bookshop and still hoards books like a dragon. Crowley? Still an Anthony. He stares at the sky for a living (being an astronomer) and still runs purely on caffeine and spite.

But then my brain short-circuited and started throwing out details like a typewriter on steroids. This certainly won't be the last time I drew this AU, so if you want to see more of them in the future or want to read the whole backstory consider subscribing to my Patreon. From 1 USD per month you'll get access to my ongoing S3 comic "Of Transformation And Liberation" with already more than 80 pages, other Mini-comics, wallpapers, early access to everything I'm cooking up, and, from 2USD per month, access to a whole butt load of NSFW stuff! #punintended

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I'm drawing all the historical eras based on the order my Patrons voted for.

Next on the list is Mesopotamia. So, enjoy an angel absolutely enamoured with a particularly slinky demon and Crawley serving snake rizz in 4K.

I’ve always been obsessed with how slinky and fluid Crawley’s movements are in this scene. David really said “my spine? Never heard of her”. #nobonesjustvibes

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Initially I wanted to post this redraw of an old pride month drawing at a later stage.

But with UK transphobes playing #BIGOTBINGO and popping off with their midlife crisis hate-rulings it’s clear that there’s no better day to post than today!

So say it with me:

- Trans women are women.

- Trans men are men.

- Trans rights are HUMAN RIGHTS.

- A world without trans people has never existed and never will.

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I know, I know BUT HEAR ME OUT!

The Ineffables are supposed to head across the pond to look for Jesus. Might as well embrace the cowboy-core and go cosplaying naked in the desert.

I mean, Jesus did wander into the desert too! (Though, to be fair, he probably wasn’t out there doing naked yeehaw-ing...)

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Happy April Fool's Day.

Stay safe out there today and perhaps hide your coffee cups or so...

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A patron asked for our Ineffables at an amusement park and honestly, how could I NOT cook up this chaos?

Aziraphale packs enough treats to survive the Rapture AND a rollercoaster line and Crowley sees a carousel and goes "Hold my holy water!"

If you hear screaming, it’s either the ride or Aziraphale spotting a crepe vendor.

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I'm drawing all the historical eras based on the order my Patrons voted for.

Ngl, I thought 1941 would slay the ranking but alas, here we are!

The way these two are side-eyeing each other with *hereditary enemies to heart-eyes*

Ugh, this era owns my soul. Fingers crossed we get a 1941 flashback Pt. 3 in the finale or ill perish!

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Crowley’s finally said "NOT TODAY, METATRON” and went full arson chic, yeeting Heaven into a dumpster fire before strolling out with his angel bae like Aziraphale is a carryout.

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Vacation mode activated as I’m melting under the Brazilian sun but I couldn’t leave without dropping this month’s Ineffable Card. My Patreon might be on a break this month but my delulu loyalty isn’t.

Have a lovely first month of spring(or cry in seasonal allergies) or, for all my Southern Hemisphere besties, bundle up and pretend winter is ✨aesthetic✨

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Always ensure your snake stays warm, even on a sunny day.

I imagine this is one of those mild, early winter afternoons on the English Coast when the golden sunlight feels deceivingly warm.

But as the sun begins its slow descent, the warmth is replaced by a crispness that seeps into the skin and paints noses and cheeks with the soft blush of the season.

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They might be kissing RIGHT NOW!

Whether you’re tiptoeing through spoiler minefields or mainlining leaks like a chaos gremlin only to spiral into a 3AM theory vortex… (what? Who said that’s me? Outrageous!) (it’s me, though…):

Protect your peace!

- Tag those spoilers like everyone’s sanity depends on it (it does).

- Mute tags/users like they’re your ex’s Insta.

- Block the trolls aggressively—smash that button like there’s no tomorrow. Remember, not your circus, not your monkeys.

- And most importantly: Be kind to yourself and to others

And always remember: They might be filming their reunion kiss RIGHT NOW! 🤡