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a single dry cough

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hmmm

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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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i am not afraid to keep on living. etc

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do not download and burn your music to cds. do not contribute to plastic and e-waste. get a 2TB external hard drive or even a 64GB pen drive and put your music collection of mp3s and FLACs (!!!) on there. if you have a raspberry pi or an old, mostly broken laptop lying around put jellyfin on there and you can stream your music collection to every device in your house. if you're willing to do a little more research you can setup a vpn to your home network and stream your music collection anywhere.

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let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

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Working at a physical therapy office is insanely funny cuz I get to hear shit like "You're really stiff, so we'll get hands on and stretch you out." and "Are you finished? Okay, great, let me go and get the strap, go ahead and lay on the table." and they're always said in this bland-but-cheery kinda voice that you only get when saying that stuff is a regular part of your job.

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okay i have to show everyone my favorite tiktok.

you don’t understand. i could recite this from memory.

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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

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lets go places on mama

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huge fan of whatever they r doing on rednote