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Get rolled, buddy

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We stan!!!!

chaotic good

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Evolotto looked real familiar…

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portraits of utility poles

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My toxic trait is that I am far more interested in the socio-economic and geopolitical implications of ABO settings than the smut.

For example: I can't read any ABO AUs set in England or France because while I can suspend my disbelief far enough for a gender trinary set up, I can't suspend it enough to believe those two countries would still be distinct entities in a alternate history where Richard the Lionheart could have impregnated Philip II.

If there was a viable dynastic future with Richard, Philip would have climbed him like an oak and dragged him to the altar if he had to. It's a match that makes perfect sense from both their point of view: Philip gets Aquitaine back under French rule, the best general in Europe on his council, and powerful check on the Angevians....and unexpectedly (after Henry bites it) the entire Kingdom of England for his Capetian dynasty. Richard meanwhile gets to stick it to his father, secure Aquitaine's prosperity, and gets the leverage to start pushing for his mother's release. Then when Henry kicks the bucket Richard doesn't actually have to be King of England in anything but name: Philip can run the countries and unify the Crowns and what not while Richard runs off to go Crusading.

Plus they also like, loved each other and stuff and being able to get to be together long term instead of being torn apart by politics would have been cool. But I'm mainly obsessed with the historical implications and dynastic implications.

All this to say any ABO au set in England or France should mention that doesn't have them united as a singular Anglo-Frank empire is doing it wrong.

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Prints leaving soon! 🦄

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god it must be so delightful to be given the opportunity to torment your players with pyrotechnics

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today a german man said "smedsgoot" at me & i smiled & nodded

i dont know what smedsgoot means, did i cause peril

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Someone just blokt me for sending them links to free PDFs of anarchist and Marxist theory when they said the only requirement to be a leftist is "not being a jerk." Lol. Lmao, even.

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It has been... a very productive week for amirite foraging!

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thanks tumblr for taking down my piece about censorship! heres a more censored version. i think its an improvement, really

(hey. you can still see it uncensored on bluesky.)

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very experimental painting (process) of my nidus prime version without rhino heirloom below cut

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Name: Kimah Adebayo Batch name: 'Octavia' Energetic, Kimah marches to the beat of her own drum, joining with the Hex to help lift the spirits of Höllvanians through flooding the propaganda frequencies with her best set yet! ---------- Traits: - Her synesthesia has manifested into visible soundwaves, showing in her abilities. Speakers in the bottom of her feet sends out melodies that can amplify ally abilities. - The speakers on her arms and legs pulse in time to her music and voice - Her turntable is now a loyal Scuzzi companion, acting in place of the mallet and resonator, and follows her around like a helminth charger

My Proto-Octavia! It's a roughly plotted out idea I had for a while, a cute nightclub Dj who got swept up in the craziness of the techrot outbreak! I had a lot of fun drawing and roughing her design out, she's just a cutie who loves to drown out Viktor with loud bass-

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everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone

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Pokemon B2W2: Elite Four