rudespankow

[rudespankow]

rudy: we'll bounce back, mads. people can't keep hating on a drunken mistake rudy: i wouldn't call it talking rudy: we fight a lot. wait.. chase haven't said a word to you since we arrived?

mads: much appreciated. yeah i couldn't agree more

mads: hey, at least shes talking maybe thats progress? chase wont even utter a word to me.

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because we keep you grounded from your boujee lifestyle? because we're squad goals? because we're awesome as fuck? take your pick timmy. you sure you wanna go down that road? hold up while i drag my ass down the hallway, but until then here.

sometimes i wonder why i am friends with you two. what if i already had plans? i am not sure i can keep up with you both. part of me is tempted to find out what the most annoying sound in the world is.

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so we're going out tonight. nothing fancy and i can't promise that i'll be able to get all of us back to the hotel in one piece. your options are very simple; either you agree or hero and i will stand outside your room, making the most annoying sound in the world until you come out. / @tcmholland & @timchalamct

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let me go find timmy and tommy and see if they wanna join.

atta boy! so... are we gettin' shitfaced? i think you deserve a night of celebration.

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private: i need you to pretend to be into me, vice versa. i know it's fucking random, but i' don't know what else to do and i need to see if kendall still feels...something.

private: depends. if i were to help you, what would you like me to do?

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no you didn't cheat on me, but you cheated on a friend. define the word 'cheat' kendall and explain how it's not exactly what you did. i get you can't comprehend the fact that you made a mistake, but if and when you do, tell me how it feels. explain to me how you'll do almost anything to take back all the hurt you've caused on a person that matters everything to you. how you would rip your heart out, stomp on it until there's nothing left but a shadow of what it used to be, just to get that one second chance. you gave me two minutes.. i hope she'll give you more. so i didn't own up to my mistake? where the fuck have you been? i'm not pretending i don't understand what i put you through. i just find it hard to believe when you go against your own morals. get over me? - yeah well, seems like you're fucking succeeding. you know, for a second i actually thought i had a chance to redeem myself, but i'm done..

it was a fuck that i kept secret because it was nobody's god damn business. i didn't cheat on you, we weren't fucking together. so you don't get to take personal offense to something that i did while we were more than done with. the difference is that i can own up to my mistakes, and not play the part of a coward and then come crawling back with my tail between my legs. -- you're not the only one who was fucking hurting, rudy. of course i loved you. a lot more than i've ever loved anyone and it was embarrassing and humiliating and i've sat around heartbroken over this for months. excuse me for trying to get over you, excuse me for not being able to trust that it wouldn't happen again so i couldn't take you back. but you don't get to have a say on who i fuck. no one does. the only person who's opinion matters in this situation is barbara, and that's between her and i. if you're going to sit here and berate me over it, thinking that anything you could say will possibly make me feel any worse about the situation .. you're wrong.

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eat ur heart out xo @rudespankow

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a lot to unpack here 😍🥵

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[ text ] 🙃🙃🙃 right.

[ text ] don't break my stride

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[ text ] you’re something alright. 🙃

[ text ] and that something better be postive

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[ text ] ughh yes ! oh, and wear something cute, okay?

[ text ] when don't i look 'cute', cin? have you not seen me? i'm literally a ken doll.

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[ text ] hey, you wanna get drunk, then sneak into Les Filles D’Olfa?

[ text ] now how could i say no to that? meet me in the lobby in ten?

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i don't even know what you're talking about. then why are we still talking? if you're asking the majority of the people around here, they'd all agree that i'm probably the biggest kid in la. yeah? well that's sick.. in many different ways, but pretty great considering you got help from higher powers to get you ahead. was it a dream of yours to become famous? wait, so you're close and all? re-heally? ken's not perfect? i've heard enough shit lately to completely agree with you there, but it's none of my business anymore, so she can do whatever she wants. thanks for saying all of that. it means a lot considering i've spent every single day since the incident kicking myself. no doubt i deserved it, but still.. your secret is safe with me, babe. more guys like me? i have a hard time believing that..

true, since i’ve known you, it’s been fucking nonstop, hasn’t it? oh? well, i love kids, adults that act like kids, on the other hand, not so much. yeah, you can say he discovered me, that’s what i call it. i posted a picture and he started a manhunt on the internet for someone to find me because of my incessant beauty, of course, then we kinda ended up hanging out and we got really close. i think—i know it’s hypothetical of me now but, kenny’s not perfect either, mistakes are made and you’re an idiot, but you’ve got such a good heart and great intentions and you’re working really hard to get her back and i’ll deny it if you tell anyone—but i admire that and i respect it. i love someone who can lay down their pride and their dignity to fight for their women, we definitely need more guys like you, rudes, believe me.

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rudy: i'm gonna let this go. i think we both need a bit of forgiveness, don't you agree? rudy: well rudy: she decided to jump down my throat the second we saw each other. talking about how unfortunate she is.

mads: should i add you to the apology tour or are you gonna let this go?

mads: sure can't.

mads: hows your room situation going?

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i can only speak for myself, and i've never been a huge fan of the juice addition. cheap champagne while dealing with a hangover? yes sir. wait wait wait, how does the song go.. hold up. i'm gonna be all like 'voulez vous coucher avec moi' and accept defeat when i receive one slap after another. it's been so long that i'm pretty sure i forgot how to perform. what even is a vagina? fabio? weren't he the guy on the covers of those erotic novels my mom used to read when i was a kid. yes.. yes i am.

i do feel. you're never really drinking mimosas for the juice, are you? it's all about the champagne baby! so i agree to those measurements; perfect amounts of each for a perfect mimosa. then let's get you a french girl, who will talk about cheese omelettes like it's nobody's business, and get you laid. with everything going on, it sounds like you need it. you're a regular fabio over there. oh wait... isn't he italian? in any case, you're a don juan, lothario, heartbreaker, ladies man. whatever you want to call it.

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i think everyone else was too busy being self-absorbed while walking the red carpet to even notice what others might be doing. once upon a time, nick jonas had a boner on the red carpet, and no one noticed until the pictures of the event were leaked the following day. you're good, joy. you're good.

so i know that it's horrible but when i was being interviewed on the red carpet, all i was thinking about was that i was craving a smoke so badly. which i know, bad habit but i couldn't stop fidgeting. do you think anyone noticed? @rudespankow

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private: ay babe, i need to ask you a favor. i can't tell you exactly what it is, you can't ask too many questions, and there's a slight chance that you'll get involved in shit ton of drama. you in? / @pcgh