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rudeth: getting a jingle stuck in your head is annoying, but getting the ashley madison jingle stuck? that's just wrong on so many levels..

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rudeth: you okay there, bud? @/hichasestokes

@.hichasestokes: normalise facetiming with your dog.

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are you seriously trying to ignore me, mads? if so, our work situation is going to be pretty awkward for you. have you thought about skipping these events, or was that not an option? if you need a bit of a push, you know i'm your guy. just say the word, and i’ll happily shove you into the ocean.

Fate has an unfortunate habit of throwing you in my path when I'm trying to ignore your existence. After the events that have transpired, I'm beginning to think that I've either a - lost my mind, or b - need to be locked away. However, this is France and I intend to enjoy it. Can I expect that you'll be by my side through this? If I'm jumping into the French waters, you better be by right next to me. @rudethp

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@madelynscllne

madelyn cline & rudy pankow in netflix’s kiss and tell

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sure. her name's maggie and she's great. we haven't really talked much since, but you know, she's hot as fuck. dude... run. run and never look back. i'm not even shitting you.. i fear for your life.

okay, fine. it sucks for me then. so, you gonna spill the details or are you suddenly feeling quiet? honestly, bro. i have no fucking clue. i missed a lotta' somethings because i don't even know why i'm in trouble right now.

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i don't see anyone else complaining.. also, what's going on with you and sweeney? did i miss something or did you just decide not to fill me in?

good for you, buddy. terrible for the rest of us dealing with your raging ego. but good for you.

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yeah.... that might have something to do with it.

did you finally get some? is that why you're being a little extra today?

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HYE had a steamy dream about someone you shouldn't have?

how you doin? @phoebetonkln

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HYE sexted someone when you were with your family?

yeah, might have done that a few times.

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lowkey offended right now. listen, it's not my fault that men and women wanna get jiggy with me.

dude, i love you. but you're being fucking insufferable right now. try taking the ego down a few notches, aye?

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the fuck are you talking about, man? i'm the superior one here and you better recognize. / @chvsestckes

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@chvsestckes told you so. bitch, i'm the bomb like tick tick.

HON - Rudy Pankow and Grant Gustin

That's quite easy. They're both hot. I mean, I've always had a little crush on Sebastian from Glee. May have a thing for villains at times. Grant looks even better now. That Puppy Love movie? So dreamy. @grntgstin And Rudy? He might just be the reason why I'm hooked on Outer Banks. @rudethp

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i'm really surprised to hear you say that. i never feel like you could wear out any welcome. but hey, on a completely different note, would you be interested in moving in with me? tom basically handed me his flat when he took off for london and honestly there's plenty of room for both of us.

will you ever get sick of me crashing at your place all the time? i'm starting to feel like i'm wearing out my welcome. at least i always come bearing goods. / @rudethp