rudiedelrey
rudiedelrey
Keanu’s Vintage Wifey
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she/her/hers (25) A writer, poet, and avid keanu stan. Peep here for updates about our king… you’re breathtaking! 💛
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rudiedelrey · 3 months ago
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And I call him- *gunshots*
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« They call him …Babayaga… »
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rudiedelrey · 10 months ago
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A fuckin' pencil straw
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rudiedelrey · 11 months ago
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Yall can have your rat boy summer. Keanu Reeves in Point Break will be my corner of heaven !
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rudiedelrey · 11 months ago
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Partially NSFW in regards to point break- How am I supposed to go on about my day when they described Johnny Utah as “young, dumb, and full of c*m”? Hey. I beg your pardon? HEY! 😀 what are we doing? Who suggested that in the writer’s room?
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rudiedelrey · 11 months ago
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He’s an FBI agent. He’s a bimbo. He’s a fake lawyer. He’s a former football star. He’s an all-American boy. He’s the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. He’s fuckin surfin. He’s young dumb and full of cum. He showers on the beach. He uses his real name during an undercover operation for some reason. He pretended his parents were dead to get laid get close to a professional criminal. He’s got princess eyes. He’s really fuckin late. He never fuckin misses. He seeks the most violent possible ways to touch other men. He takes the skin off chicken. He’s spraying bullets in the air and going AaaaaAaAaAaAaaahHHhhH. He’s a fuckin liar. He’ll blow out your fuckin kneecaps. He’s gonna ride it all the way. He’s unarmed and he’s twirling cuntily to prove it. He only knows how to skydive as a metaphor for gay sex. He wants that guy so bad it’s like acid in his mouth. He followed him to every city in Mexico before letting him kill himself in the ocean instead of going to prison. His name is literally Johnny fucking Utah.
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rudiedelrey · 11 months ago
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Me looking at Kiki Pookie back at 25 and even now and his scruffy face
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rudiedelrey · 11 months ago
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Prepare to be fed my beautiful followers, for I have rewatched Point Break with my girlfriends.
And let me tell you right now. I have many thoughts. So. Many. Thoughts.
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OKAY. Was he 25 when making this movie? That was his age as Johnny Utah… but was he really? If so I gotta step up my game at 25 rn. Oh my god.
Thirst for my baby Pookie island boy aside, this movie is honestly so brilliant. Patrick Swayze packs such a punch as Bohdi. Their chemistry was brilliant together on screen. Lori Petty was stunning, she looked like Crysta from Fern Gully. Like hello???? Oh my god. This movie is literally so golden. The aesthetic, the costumes, the surf shots…. Okay I do have one qualm about the surf shots…. Tell me why tf they were filming in the north shore of Maui trying to say it’s LA. I SAW THAT GREEN IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!! I know you’re fuckin LYING! I’ve been there before. (To surf? Nah but I got family there) yall are not SLICK!!!! That made me giggle a little. Anyways. Oh my god I’m still swooning over my man my man my MAAAAN.
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Listen. This picture made me fall for him and I just did ten times over. I’d be down to write a fan fiction about him on my writing account. Any thoughts you’d like to share? Lmk in the comments below. I’m giving this a solid 9/10 !
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rudiedelrey · 11 months ago
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Keanu reeves as johnny utah
in Point Break 1991
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rudiedelrey · 11 months ago
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rudiedelrey · 11 months ago
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What the dog doin 😭😭😭😭
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rudiedelrey · 11 months ago
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Shout out to Keanu Reeves for not taking advantage of fans and children using his name and money. The bar is in hell but you still pass in leaps and bounds over it. Can we reblog with awesome celebrities that have never pulled shit like this?
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rudiedelrey · 1 year ago
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Me: :/
Keanu and his whiskers:
Me: c:
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rudiedelrey · 1 year ago
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Dad: you went to bed late last night
Me: wdym lol
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rudiedelrey · 1 year ago
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lol
Ahahah……… Keanu I’m totally joking unless………. 💀
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rudiedelrey · 1 year ago
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on a date with bae❤️
made by me
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rudiedelrey · 1 year ago
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Real or not this images have been sending me into orbit all day 💀
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rudiedelrey · 1 year ago
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Ahahah……… Keanu I’m totally joking unless………. 💀
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