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Joy Sullivan, from “Culpable”, Instructions for Traveling West
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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
#“nobody describes pain like this unless they're enjoying [pain]” writers exist tho lmao#like I can't smell shit but I still describe scents like the world's most scent-enjoying person
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I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
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OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.
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Laurent Grasso (French, 1972) - Studies Into the Past (2024)
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#5-9#i could easily eat four if they were steamed#but that's probably about my limit#it vastly depends on my mood/method of preparation though#hardboiled eggs? done after one#omelette? usually 2 sometimes 3#sunny side up I'm done after 2#devilled eggs might give the steamed ones a run for their money depending on how they've been prepped#this all presuming chicken eggs and not e.g. quail or ostrich eggs
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It honestly says a lot that my eyelid, which had been twitching nearly non-stop for the past year or so, hasn't twitched since we made Big Life Decision. My central nervous system out here like "yeah it wasn't the fucking coffee bitch".
#real talk though I am VERY nervous about all of this#but even through that nervousness? my eye isn't twitching.#so that keeps me going. plus the fact we also already told the 5 y/o so we can't backtrack now even if I'd wanted to
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there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”
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Staring yearningly at dirndls again
#this has been me since I was uhhh 8 or 9#a good friend recently moved to München and now she works for Gottseidank which ONLY MAKES THIS WORSE#I want the Vreni model so bad but it's €799 lmao so absolutely not in this lifetime that I can afford it
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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I think a surprising amount of writers don’t realize that tragedies are supposed to be cathartic. They’re intended to result in a purging of emotion, a luxurious cry; the sorrow caused by a great tragedy is akin to fear caused by a good horror movie – it’s a “safe” sorrow, one that is actually satisfying to the audience. It can still be beautiful! It’s isn’t supposed to just be salting the earth so nothing can grow.
But that’s how you get grimdark: writers who don’t realize that they’re supposed to be doing something with the audience instead of to the audience.
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Chinese Bronze Sword With An Inlaid Rock Crystal, Turquoise and Gold Hilt Warring States Period, Circa 4th - 2nd Century B.C.
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