rudywiser
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What Does God Need With A Jefferson Starship?
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LEGO Skeleton Head in Green Science Jar
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Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.
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these are KILLING me
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it turns out this ps2 game is not actually about giant robots but is entirely focused on the unfortunately incredibly funny suffering of this specific teenager. like look at this shit
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BIG STEPPER (NEW FUNK ALBUM)
(bandcamp) (spotify) (youtube)
all proceeds on bandcamp to be donated to the immigrant defenders law center and CHIRLA
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Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."
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if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately
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Richard Nixon levitating
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Kemp is thrilled about his weekend vacation in the country, but after moving this yearly date back a bit, Kemp discovers that things at the cabin aren鈥檛 quite like he remembers them. Flowers have started to bloom, and along with these flowers comes pollen.
The situation comes to a head when Kemp realizes that he鈥檚 been double booked with the physical manifestation of his seasonal allergies, named Jorf, and it gets even more complicated when he realizes that Jorf is strangely attractive.
Will the close proximity of these enemies turn them into lovers, if only for the weekend?
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay pollen action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and physically manifested seasonal allergies love.
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please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE NOSE BY MY SEASONAL ALLERGIES out now. get it here or on all patreon tiers
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I really like magic the gathering. Specifically the psychology of the game and using it to my advantage.
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some people have asked about making zines, and i've seen a lot of people in the tags talk about wanting to make some but don't know how... so here is a zine (technically two) about making zines! wowza! pardon the handwriting lol
there are other methods of making zines that require a stapler or sewing, but this one-page zine is the simplest form of it.
i hope this makes sense, feel free to ask if anything is unclear :]
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DC Pride #1 - "Master Planner" (2025)
written by Jenny Blake art by Sara Soler
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