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𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: July 11. Ruins. END ID]

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Martin: *appears for the first time asking about a dog*

Jon frantically typing into yahoo answers on his phone: I saw a man so beautiful it pissed me off???!?!?

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CAN I GET A FUCKING YEEHAW IN THE CHAT

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something I’ll always stand by is that the magnus archives deserved every bit of hype it got. That show was genuinely so fucking good

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me, writing: this sentence is way too long. I need to condense it in a way that makes it grammatically correct while still preserving the original meaning I’m trying to convey

the devil on my shoulder: or, you can add five more commas, a semi colon, three em dashes, fifty more words, and it’ll all come together in a way that’s technically grammatically correct but completely incomprehensible to anyone who reads it, even yourself!

me, writing faster: you’re a genius

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girl help its mosquitos as fuck out here

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I wanna see Patrick Bateman put through a Jigsaw trap

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mystery novel but the author has no clue whats happening either and is getting increasingly more upset

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i love you aquiline noses i love you flat noses i love you wide noses i love you crooked noses i love you bumpy and bulbous noses

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party rock is in the house tonight

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rop zambies #1 hit "slamp in the back of my dacula" check it out

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listen to the quiet

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i think rob zombie was really speaking for all of us when he stressed how important it is to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of one’s dragula

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When will they make a horror movie that nuts up and puts glitter in the fake blood

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no YOUR body is a temple. mine is the needle pit from saw 2

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It’s like they’re just people I work with and our job is being popular and shit. Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann