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happy pride month

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i used windows+arrow keys the other day to pull up two documents side-by-side and my boss looked a me like i was a space alien

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i’ve been told by various european friends that the most american sentence i’ve ever said is “sophomore year of college, some friends and i road-tripped thirteen hours to florida for spring break.”

and now i can confidently say this is the most guy-who-lives-in-paris sentence i’ve ever said: “today i was cycling to meet a friend at buttes-chaumont and i went over some cobblestones and my baguette got launched out of the bike basket into the middle of the roundabout”

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself lying in a familiar ballpit

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I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

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gap in my résumé cause i was just snuggled up so cozy

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Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

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Be careful princess  🌸

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The sushi-shaped isopod is a crustacean like no other.

(Image credit: Aquamarine Fukushima)

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oon a chocolate rhubarb brownie recipe

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HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

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Imperial collapse speed run