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If I have anything interesting or new planned, I have an anxiety attack every time I think about it until it happens.
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His autistic swag and sad pathetic boyfailure tendencies captivated me.
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how to make friends and find a partner without leaving my home or interacting with people
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Ultra rare landlord W — he bought me (the place he’s letting me live in) a new washing machine. A mouse killed himself by eating the wrong wire in the old one.
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I lied to you. we're not going to have sex, we're going to fold your laundry and clean your room
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