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*KICKS DOWN THE DOOR*

NO FUCKING WAY! EDGY IS FINALLY COMING HOME AHHHHH!

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//Hey lads, surprise visit from me here. I just wanted to make a quick post to say that I hope you're all doing well and that the New Year is treating you guys better than its treating me so far lmao.

I also wanted to say that on my personal blog I've been getting recommended a handful of old mutuals (despite not at all really interacting with AA stuff), meaning I've lowkey been keeping an eye on a few of you just to make sure you're still doing good. It warms my heart to see you guys still going strong in the rp community and I wish all the best for you!

Anyway, that's all I wanted to say. Back into the shadows I go :D

Side note, tf you mean this blog is 9 years old-

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merry almost christmas here’s a redraw

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Tis been awhile

//Well... It’s sure been a hot minute since I’ve been here, huh? Let me give you some updates on whats been going on: 

For those of you who don’t know, my laptop fan died back in August last year. However, not only was the replacement fan sold out everywhere, we were looking for a house and couldn’t make any big purchases until we got a house and moved in. So I had to live with my moms 10 year old laptop that couldn’t do much, but kept me sane up until the start of this month. I only really stayed on Youtube, Twitch, and Discord to keep me entertained as the stress of moving really kicked in. I was on Tumblr for a little bit but not much.

Near the start of this month, my brand new beefy ass PC arrived, so I’m back in action and even better than ever. It was pretty much my birthday gift even though we ordered it in January lol. 

Although, if I’m being entirely real, I don’t see myself being that active on here anytime soon. I mean, I’ll be here now, but my focus fandom wise is on other series and I’m also putting a lot of my attention on my Twitch since I can finally stream again. I don’t know if I’ll do threads like I use to, but I’ll at the very least answer any asks I get.

Speaking of, for the ones who have been sending me messages and asks despite me not responding, you’re amazing and I preesh you.

It’s sad to see what was an active community become dormant and slow now, but times change and so do interests. I’ll mostly be on @anotherdamnnpc​ but I’ll do my best to be here too.

I love you all and hope you have a great life! 

Anyway, time for burgers!

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Wait, you're Sora's mother? ._.

"It's a figure of speech..."

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*Kicks the door down after god knows how long of being gone*

“AYO WHO SAW THAT SMASH DIRECT?! THAT WAS AMAZING! MY BOY IS HOME!!!”

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“With all those questions outta the way, what I miss? I think I missed quite a bit."

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Finally... New Years is almost upon us! What's the first thing you plan to do once the first day of the year arrives?!

“Man I need to empty the inbox more often... WELL, what I DID do was spend it with Nick, Polly, Athena, Trucy, and Edgey! We ate burgers, played games, and watched the fireworks when that time rolled around! It was a great time! Can’t wait to do it again!”

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It's too COLD!!! When is summer going to be here?! I'm turning into a popsicle!!

“As much as I love winter, I gotta agree that it’s colder than usual! But going by recent events, I think we’re entering the next ice age! QUICK! Everyone get me all the burgers in the area before they run out! I can’t risk anything!”

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I got heaps of leftover candy corn! Want some?!

“No thanks...” 

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The tiny kitten MEOWS as she has her teeny paw on the magatama! It is hers now!! No touch!!

“Kitty... I kinda need that magatama otherwise the elders will yell at me... Oh who am I kidding? I can’t take it away from you right now! That’ll just be wrong! Have fun with your new possession!”  

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Hewwo! I'm wost and I'm twying to find the twain station, can you hewp me, pwease?

“...Yeah, it’s over there.” And Maya points in a random direction to get this weird anon out of here. 

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If there are an infinite timelines and infinite dimensions, does that mean in one of them you're LITERALLY the queen of all burgers and they're your loyal subjects?!

“!!!!!! YOU’RE RIGHT!!!! If that infinite timeline theory is actually real, then that means I AM an actual queen of all burgers somewhere!”

“....Maaaaaaaan, why must life be so cruel as to make me be born in the wrong dimension...” 

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I messed up royally while baking, so now instead of having a dozen cookies, I now have COOKIE.

“That doesn’t sound like a mess up to me! That sounds amazing! Like, you don’t gotta share!”

“On a complete unrelated note, I think I heard something over there. Why don’t you investigate it while I wait here for you.”

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Why are they called hamburgers when there's no ham in them? Wouldn't it be more accurate to call them beefburgers?

“Isn’t it because they were first made in a place called “Hamburg”? I could be wrong, though.” 

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“Hey guys! While I might not be here as often as I once was, I just want you all to know that I still love you all and that you’re important to me! Never forget that!”

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*KICKS THE DOOR OPEN*

“BOY I SURE CAN’T WAIT TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND MEET THE GREAT DETECTIVE HERLOCK SHOLMES!!!”