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[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

WELL IF THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE I CAN EITHER MIND CONTROL THEM INTO STAYIN OR I CAN PUT THEM IN THE ARENA AS A PUNISHMENT FOR THAT. SO I SEE NO PROBLEMS HERE (-(

…

YOU’RE WRONG. I AM THE ONLY PERSON I CAN TRUST

HEYA, KID! (-(

SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHIN WENT WRONG AND YA ENDED UP WITHOUT A PHYSICAL FORM AGAIN, WOULDN’T IT?

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

Scape tensed, jolting at the sound. They spun around, movements tense. Another one.. They’re kind of getting sick of seeing that triangle’s ugly bricks.

“ Get out of my sight, “ They hissed, scowling. “ And don’t you dare threaten me. I have enough problems trying to get this stupid body to OBEY ME without having to worry about things like you showing up and RUINING EVERYTHING!! “

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

I NEED TO KEEP THEM CLOSE TO MAKE SURE THAT THING DOESN’T TRY TO KILL THEM TOO. IF THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT, THEN THAT’S THEIR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.

I CAN TRUST MY VERSION OF EVENTS A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN I CAN TRUST THE RANDOM KID I JUST MET

HEYA, KID! (-(

SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHIN WENT WRONG AND YA ENDED UP WITHOUT A PHYSICAL FORM AGAIN, WOULDN’T IT?

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

Scape tensed, jolting at the sound. They spun around, movements tense. Another one.. They’re kind of getting sick of seeing that triangle’s ugly bricks.

“ Get out of my sight, “ They hissed, scowling. “ And don’t you dare threaten me. I have enough problems trying to get this stupid body to OBEY ME without having to worry about things like you showing up and RUINING EVERYTHING!! “

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

I DUNNO! FOR FUN, PROBABLY. CENTIPEDES ARE PRETTY FUN, KID! (-(

YEP! WELL I KNOW THERE WAS A GAME SET UP TO TORTURE HIM A BIT AGO THAT I THINK WAS CALLED HOT POTATO HENCH BUT I DUNNO IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT OR NOT.

Hab you seen hench??

@babypyramidsteve

DON’T EVEN THINK OF TALKING TO ME ABOUT THAT MONSTER!!

*He is currently possessing a robot bug*

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

*He hugs back. He is also definitely planning on sneaking off to deal with Hench*

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

FINE. BUT IF I SEE HIM TRYIN TO GO AFTER ANY OF THE OTHER MOMS I AM GOING TO RIP HIS MIND INTO SHREDS AND DUMP HIM IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE.

*He is so close to just being completely red from how angry he is*

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

… … … WHO???????

…

…

ALSO, I STILL SAY THAT THE “DON’T GO DOWN TO HIS LEVEL” APPROACH NEVER WORKS. Y’KNOW HOW IT ENDS? LIKE THIS: “OH, NO, THE PROTAGONISTS! I HOPE THEY DON’T DEFEAT ME BY REFUSING TO SINK DOWN TO MY LEVEL!” AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DISINTEGRATES THEM INTO DUST AND THERE IS NO ONE LEFT TO DEFEAT THE MONSTER.

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

…

…

OH YES, BECAUSE THE BEST POSSIBLE PUNISHMENT FOR MURDERING TWO PEOPLE, GETTING ME TRAPPED IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM FOR A TRILLION YEARS, AND COMPLETELY RUINING MY LIFE IS SLIGHTLY SMELLIER THAN USUAL SOCKS. I’M GONNA KILL THAT MONSTER.

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

*He does not hug back, he is plotting how to deal with Hench*

IT WOULD PROBABLY BE PRETTY EFFECTIVE TO JUST GO INTO HIS MIND AND COMPLETELY BREAK IT DOWN TILL HE CAN’T FUNCTION AT ALL

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

… THEN I SHALL LISTEN

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

…

… DO I GET REVENGE PLAN SUGGESTIONS IN RETURN FOR LISTENING?

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

*He goes very still*

OH … WELL … MAYBE I’LL COME UP WITH DIFFERENT PLAN … STILL GONNA DEAL WITH THAT THING THOUGH …

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

…

I COULD WIN IF I WANTED TO. REMEMBER THAT I TOOK ALL THE TITLES AND POWERS FROM ALL THE OTHER GODS IN MY DIMENSION.

IF I DEAL WITH THAT THING YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT LOSIN ANYMORE FAMILY

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

*He glares back*

DON’T MAKE ME FIGHT YOU AGAIN SO I CAN GO DEAL WITH THAT THING

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

THEN WHOSE JOB IS IT? I GOT A FEW COMPLAINTS I’D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THEM. ALSO I COULD DO PLENTY TO STOP HIM IF I WAS ACTUALLY THERE TO BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHIN.

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

…

HE WASN’T JOKING AT ALL ABOUT THAT. HE STOLE MY BODY AND STARTING CLEANIN UP THE CRIME SCENE RIGHT AFTER THREATENIN THAT. AND THERE WOULDN’T BE ANY NEED TO HAVE AN ALIBI IF I COULD JUST GET RID OF THAT MONSTER OR AT THE VERY LEAST PREVENT HIM FROM DOING ANYTHIN ELSE.

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

… … ALRIGHT, DON’T NEED TO DEAL WITH THERAPRISM THING. BUT IF I DON’T DEAL WITH THE OUTSIDE ONE HE’S JUST GONNA TRY TO FRAME SOMETHIN ELSE ON ME. HAVE TO DO SOMETHIN TO DEAL WITH HIM

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"

[ruler-of-everything-nestlet]

I WAS CERTAINLY HOPING THERE WAS ONLY ONE OF THEM TO DEAL WITH NOW I GOT TWO OF THOSE MONSTERS TO KEEP AM EYE ON

MOTHER I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN IMMEDIATELY TOLD NOT TO DO THE SAME THING BY SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DECIDED TO NEVER DO WHAT THEY TELL ME TO AGAIN AND AM NOW CONFUSED AS TO IF I SHOULD DO THE THING OR NOT

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

"wh."

"what the fuck—"