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That's totally fair!! It's just ... it's a bit that got famous off of Um, Actually doing a Bit about it, but it was already itself the same joke.

The guy who wrote it was an early includer of gay stuff, wrote the first mainstream m/m kiss a few years later and he also just passed so I'm a little sensitive

a porn themed superhero called splatter-man, you're welcome.

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There is a lack of understanding about how legitimately funny the pink kryptonite thing is

a porn themed superhero called splatter-man, you're welcome.

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it aint coming

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Ooooh I hate [contemporary] Jeph Loeb oooh I truly do

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michael cimino fat veiny throbbing

cock

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If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

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au where everyone becomes their pfp go

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i want a free use bf so bad it’s stupid. watching him play games and deciding I like the way he’s spreading his legs so I ride him then and there. turned on while he’s cooking so I bend over and tell him to fuck me, but make sure nothing burns. he’s half asleep but I’m worked up so I grab his hand and push it between my thighs. I wake up earlier than him and he wakes up to me grinding on his face-

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Asking Americans specifically: reblog and put in the tags how do you make tea.

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Masturbating in front of each other as a date <3

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i could give your guts a white christmas btw. if you even care

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I don't really get hints but eventually I'll get the hint lol

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Why is your starter in the bi tag if it's only open to f

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Reblog if you’re willing to do threads that involve more than 2 muses

For some multi-muse blogs, they may have two muses who are always together or may want to introduce another muse partway in the thread to shake things up.

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what happened 2 dry humping

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SEND  ‘  SEXCANON  ‘   TO  MY  ASK  AND  I  WILL  POST  A  HANDFUL  OF  SEXUAL  HEADCANONS  PERTAINING  TO  OUR  MUSES.  

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👻୧‿︵‿︵ Send me 🚿 to join my muse in the shower or 🛁 to join them in the bathtub. Please specify muse if interacting with a multi muse.