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*The Satire is stuck. Oh dear. Oh well.*

heelllo there. you are just. deeeelightful.

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*They tilt their head confused, honking nervously. New friend..?*

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*The Satire relaxes and sits down on their butt. too much social situation. :/*

heelllo there. you are just. deeeelightful.

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*They tilt their head confused, honking nervously. New friend..?*

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*Trying not to flinch, the leaves half of The Satire's face rustles a bit in response. The bite doesn't doesn't really affect them though, their hands are covered by oversized sleeves.*

heelllo there. you are just. deeeelightful.

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*They tilt their head confused, honking nervously. New friend..?*

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*The Satire pets the goose, looking at them with big, mismatched eyes*

heelllo there. you are just. deeeelightful.

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*They tilt their head confused, honking nervously. New friend..?*

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*They veeeeery slowly, crouch down again, and hold out their hand to Orion. Not saying a word, because no matter what they do, it always comes out wrong.*

heelllo there. you are just. deeeelightful.

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*They tilt their head confused, honking nervously. New friend..?*

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*The Satire freezes up immediately. They don't move at all, not wanting to scare the goose.*

heelllo there. you are just. deeeelightful.

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*They tilt their head confused, honking nervously. New friend..?*

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*The Satire immediately stands and backs up a few steps, not wanting to scare/hurt the goose*

im soooooooo soorry about that, didn't mean to scare you.

heelllo there. you are just. deeeelightful.

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*They tilt their head confused, honking nervously. New friend..?*

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*The Satire crouches to be eye level with the goose*

and who might you be? a handsoooome litlle goose?

heelllo there. you are just. deeeelightful.

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*They tilt their head confused, honking nervously. New friend..?*

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a frieeend? is it the goose? i might go say hello... you see, im new 'round these parts and i soooo do not want someone to show me aroundd.

*theres rustling in the bushes outside of the spludge's house cabin and out emerges a strange figure. with legs of some deer/goat/horse creature and a torso of what seems to be a normal human, The Satire looks dazed with confusion clear on their face. which is halfway made of leaves. they also have a strange effect to them, which it seems like their ears and hair cut are constantly changing- each time you look at them, its different*

*The Spludge is inside the Spludge Hudge, fidgeting with some trinkets. But the instant the rustling starts, The Spludge is outside.*

*Their face is plastered with a stern look. Other Folk on their property is often not a good thing, in their experience.*

Stranger! This is The Spludge's property!

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cause that makes you interesting! everyone's just dyyyyying to hear you sing! you know how many Humans say that as some sort of threat, just to get caught in a completely different trap? it's sooooooo fun. not.

hheellooooo. heard you like saarcasm...good for youuuu!

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Oh.

Um. I’d like to know who you are.

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oookay. Your "Spludge Hudge" actually looks...pretty coooool. ...soooooo What about the treee? what's the deal with thaaat.

*The Satire is being so sincere, but the only way they can communicate that is through body language and expressions, their tone forever stuck as disinterested and sarcastic*

*theres rustling in the bushes outside of the spludge's house cabin and out emerges a strange figure. with legs of some deer/goat/horse creature and a torso of what seems to be a normal human, The Satire looks dazed with confusion clear on their face. which is halfway made of leaves. they also have a strange effect to them, which it seems like their ears and hair cut are constantly changing- each time you look at them, its different*

*The Spludge is inside the Spludge Hudge, fidgeting with some trinkets. But the instant the rustling starts, The Spludge is outside.*

*Their face is plastered with a stern look. Other Folk on their property is often not a good thing, in their experience.*

Stranger! This is The Spludge's property!

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Lovely. you're not even gonna introduce yourself properly? Whatever, I don't that care that much. What I do care about is if you can actually sing?

hheellooooo. heard you like saarcasm...good for youuuu!

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Oh.

Um. I’d like to know who you are.

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mmm... you can call me, The Satire. And Who might you be?

hheellooooo. heard you like saarcasm...good for youuuu!

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Oh.

Um. I’d like to know who you are.

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*The Satire laughs condescendingly at your attempt of sarcasm*

Is that reaaallly the best you can dooo? doesn't matter anyways, you're not expected to match my... manner of speaking.

hhhelloo.

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uhm....hi??

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oh... im not like, in a house or whatever. i dont really..have rules. so you wouldn't like, need to about that or whatever.

hhhelloo.

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uhm....hi??

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wwwow. rude. i respect it tho- its whatevers. soooo...why are you hereee...?

hhhelloo.

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uhm....hi??

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ddo you...mmh. it's awfully nice to meet you...could i get your name?

hhhelloo.

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uhm....hi??